Smart Mouths Podcast

A live phone call on the show comes from a post to our Twitter account, and Laura took one for the team to make it happen. Why are we making it the show title and talking about it in the beginning of this post? Why, you’ll just have to download and find out! Duh! Here are the show notes:

- What’s new on YouTube this week? Not Penny’s face.
- In the future, keep your e-mails short if you want us to read them!
- The Round Up covers gay marriage (mmm), political news, CNN’s fall in the ratings, and more.
- In our Pop Culture section we discuss kids books being turned into films.
- Old memories are brought back as we talk about our favorite kids books.
- Politics and World News covers the Khmer Rouge leader on trial in Cambodia.. and Texas.
- Andrew’s post on the Smart Mouths Twitter prompts us to make a live phone call.
- Who’s the biggest Narcissist on the show? We all take the quiz and find out.
- To take the quiz for yourself, click here!
- WTF News has the children cheering as we discuss testicle festivals, abortion pills, and bestiality.

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Union of Reformed Judaism supports stem cell research

“Where The Whild Things Are” Trailer

“Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs” Trailer

WTF Newslinks:
- Harry Potter is the tool of Ziono-Hollywood-ists.
- Man gets finger stuck in gas tank for hours.
- Woman tries to turn in husband for child pornography, charged with bestiality.
- Diners can have ‘a ball’ at testicle festival.
- Because smart Mouths can’t go a week without a Penis story.
- China uses abortion pills to curb gerbil population.
- Follow up on Alfie Patton Story….He is NOT the father.

This week’s show has arrived! Don’t be alarmed by the show title… it’s only a real festival that takes place in Japan. Shownotes:

- Females are outnumbering the males for the first time ever and Andrew can’t handle it.
- On this week’s roundup: Obama’s retarded joke, nerd talk, plane crashes, deaths, and foreign stuff.
- Twitter and Facebook are now awfully similar. What’s the deal?
- Which people on Twitter are cool to follow? And which are fricken’ obnoxious?
- We get political and talk about the AIG mess as well as news from Russia.
- Two Truths and a Lie returns with more revealing info.
- WTF News covers condoms, penis festivals, moms pushing sex, and much more.

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Links from Elysa’s “Top Ten Ways to Help End Genocide” List:

-Send a letter to President Obama expressing your support of the Save Darfur cause
-Search for events in your area
-Print out informative brochures and handbills to leave around your library, school or workplace
-Click here for more resources, including means for starting your own petition

WTF Newslinks:

- Horse Bites Man’s Testicle Off
- Georgia inmate arrested trying to get back in jail
- Mother of boy with Down Syndrome Helping Son Find Sex
- Japanese Penis Festival video
- AIDS Agency Takes Issue With the Pope

This week’s episode of the world famous Smart Mouths is here! On this week’s show:

- What happened with the editing on Episode 5? We explain.
- Roundup: Britney’s screw up, a stupid Eagles employee, school shootings, and more.
- Our pop culture segment looks at the latest Lindsay Lohan “news”.
- Politics and World News goes over Obama overturning the stem cell policy and the media.
- A new segment: Believe it or Not! New things are learned that you never knew before.

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WTF Newslinks:
- Man shoplifts ice cream in pants, offers owner $69 to not turn him in.
- When owls attack! Residents of Maine beware!
- Effigy of Colonel Sanders rescued from a Tokyo River after 24 years.
- Remains of what people think are a vampire were found in Italy.
- The MOST disturbing video game (and one of the most disturbing WTF news EVER).
- Woman gets severely injured with homemade sex toy.
- George Cloony Sweat Flavored Tofu: Yes, PETA is in the news again.
- Paraplegic man suffers spider bite…and is able to walk again.

UPDATE: We know what and where the issues are (thank you for everyone who sent in time stamps, suggestions, etc). We attempted to re-edit but unfortunately the file was lost. We can only assume that it wasn’t meant to be. We will say that you missed some great parts- especially when Matt cursed Greg out for disagreeing with him about Watchmen and when Micah told us about his famous super model girlfriend who is originally from Sudan(youtube video to follow). Sorry

Once again, we do appreciate all of your patience with this episode and believe us when we say that we are more disappointed about the chunks missing than you are. We will do our best to uphold the quality you have come to appreciate in both Smart Mouths and the other podcasts we do. To paraphrase from SouthWest Airlines, we realize you have a choice of podcasts to listen to, we appreciate that you chose us.

Note: We are aware of and apologize for the blank spaces in the show. We do not think they will in any way impede your understanding of the discussions which occurred there. Thank you for bringing this to our attention!

Elysa, Greg, Laura, Matt, Micah and I are back for another exciting edition of Smart Mouths! This week’s show was not only fun but informative as well. We hope you enjoy it!

- The hosts take listener feedback on being “too liberal” and discuss the possibility of covering more international news
- Roundup tackles the unemployment rate, troop withdrawal, Bernie Madoff and Oprah
- Matt and Greg give their thoughts on Watchmen and we respond to Jon Stewart’s tirade on CNBC
- Politics and World News focuses on the recent developments in Sudan and what we all can do to help those in Darfur
- Elysa and Laura put a unique spin on Obama’s need for optimism
- Screw, Marry, Kill returns by popular demand
- WTF News includes a shocking court decision, racism running rampant, crazy eagles and a bong-ified kitten

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Links:

• John Stewart rips into CNBC
• Save Darfur

And in WTF News:

• Man who beheaded and canibalized fellow rider on greyhound bus found criminally NOT responsible
• Crazy story about racism in Buffalo, New York
• And….in Taiwan
• An eagle crashed into the windshield of a tractor-trailor
• 20-year-old smokes up with kitten inside bong, says he wanted it to “mellow out”

Hey everyone! We’ve gotten requests to provide a feed for the Zune users who listen to Smart Mouths.

You all can access the podcast at the Smart Mouths Zune feed page.

Enjoy!

Laura, Matt, Penny, Micah and I are back for another exciting episode! This week’s show is a lot of fun and we start a new segment that will probably be a new listener favorite. Notes:

- BIG thanks to Joe Fedele for our new, official album art! Find him at his website: JoFed.com, and his Twitter.
- The Round Up covers Chris Brown, Rihanna, President Obama, NASA, and the “Octomom”!
- It’s all about the Oscars this week. We discuss the top moments of the awards ceremony including the winners, the musical numbers, the awkward moments and more!
- Politics and World News covers Weapons Proliferation, North Korea, the fact that Iran ‘likely has stuff to make nukes’ and more!
- We premiere a new segment that is sure to make you laugh your ass off
- WTF is…well…WTF News.
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WTF News links:
- Helicopter stops play in Indian cricket match.
- Marijuana slows down cancer.
- Captain Save- A-Ho gets busted.
- Notorious Greek criminal has Inspector Gadget-like escape…again.
- Granny is a sex maniac!
- Stay back, crocodile, fear the magnet!
- 12-hour Viagra-fueled orgy ends in death.
- Good Samaritan punished for saving 3 old women who were going to get hit by a car.