Smart Mouths Podcast

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Got a pig? Ate some pork? Like rolling in the mud at the farm? This episode is for you! The Swine Flu has surpassed worries about the economy in America and we’re here to calm people down. Also in this episode:

- Listener feedback on MTV programming and Israel.
- Roundup tackles the UN Racism Conference, Miss California, the Fannie Mae CFO, Jay Leno and more.
- Politics and World News includes the recent swine flu and Russia’s election problems.
- Matt pays tribute to Bea Arthur in our Pop Culture section.
- Quiz taking returns as the hosts face the gay-o-meter.
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- User-submitted WTF News covers speeding goats, glowing puppies, and a lot of weird sex stories.
- Plus, another cartoon character joins our show this week.

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WTF Newslinks:
- Weirdest lawsuit ever?
- Goat arrested for speeding.
- Woman’s bra underwire deflects bullet.
- Colorado DMV denies woman vegan license plate ILVTOFU.
- Poor Mom, or Poor Kids?
- South Koreans create glowing puppy.
- Gotcha! Don’t screw in a dumpster.
- Don’t bite your own “junk”.
- Woman cited/fined after neighbors reported loud sex 25 times.
- Man unearths cannonball while digging in garden.

Laura and Andrew are kicked to the curb as Elysa, Greg, Matt, Penny and I bring you this week’s installment of Smart Mouths. We’re here for another entertaining, enlightening, side-splitting show with special appearances by Mickey Mouse and Chuck Norris (see show title).

- Happy Birthday Kevin (even though he isn’t here).
- Mickey scares Elysa while Greg enlightens everyone on President Chuck Norris.
- The Roundup covers Iran, CNN, Texas seceding, serial killer truck drivers and more.
- We discuss Susan Boyle’s stunning performance on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ and MTV’s new programming.
- Politics and World News includes North Korea’s recent threats and the U.N. racism conference.
- Matt and Penny debut a new segment and put the other hosts in “The Hot Seat”.
- WTF News has a 13-year-old robbing a bank, a dog taped to a fridge, and a man peeing on a woman in-flight.

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WTF Newslinks:

- Texas mom harvests dead son’s sperm
- Dumbass and disgusting Domino’s employees
- German prostitution suffering from tough economic times
- Man urinates on woman during flight
- Woman tapes dog to fridge
- 13-year-old boy robs bank

Greetings concubines!

We’re back this week with our 10th episode LIVE having ended a little over an hour ago. It is now online for your listening enjoyment, so what are you waiting for?! DOWNLOAD IT NOW.

- Our first LIVE show via Ustream!
- Joe Biden, Pirates of the “Somalian”, Mrs. Phelps, and Amazon make this week’s roundup.
- Pop Culture debuts a new format and goes after Miley Cyrus, Tom Cruise, Queen Latifah, The Jonas Brothers, and more!
- Billy Bob Thorton is a douche!
- Screw, Marry, Kill returns!
- Politics and World News centers around immigration, with varied opinions from the hosts.
- Penny faces an embarrassing recap from last week’s show.
- Two Truths and a Lie – this week, with listener interaction!
- WTF News covers zombies, prison lovin’, another crazy 911 call, polar bears, and “Ninio”.
- We take your calls LIVE.

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WTF Newslinks:
- Zombie photographer
- Conjugal Harmony website
- Wife handcuffs husband to save marriage
- 911 call for lack of shrimp
- When polar bears attack
- Ninio the gay elephant

Hey winners! Our live show is still on for this Sunday at 8 PM EST! We’ll be broadcasting right here on Ustream. Throughout the show, we’ll be taking your calls to get your thoughts on what we’re discussing. We’ll also have some games for you. It’ll be a whole boatload of fun!

See you Sunday!

Well howdy there! It’s time for another round of ‘dem mouths bein’ all smart! It also be rodeo week on this here show, so y’all must listen with yer cowboy hates and ol’ western boots!

Just kidding. This episode has nothing to do with rodeos. I know what you’re thinking. “WTF Andrew, what kind of intro to a episode post is that?” I dunno. It’s late and I don’t care. Taxes are a bitch. Shownotes:

- Our first live show (via Ustream) coming THIS Sunday at 8 PM EST! More details later this week on our site.
- This week’s round up looks at sad stories, weird stories, and happy stories.
- Our pop culture discussion focuses on MUSIC. Springsteen, music purchasing, touring, and a lot more.
- X-men Origins: Wolverine leaks online. Have we seen it, and how’d it happen?
- Screw/Marry/Kill returns with some exciting new decisions.
- WTF News looks at toothpaste, pillow fights, male-body-part-surgery, and a lot more.

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WTF Newslinks:
- The toothpaste bandit
- Man coughs up really old nail
- Massive pillow fight
- Peru farmer hospitalized with eight-day erection
- Mom drugged girl, sought her impregnation
- Police investigate whether man’s legs severed to fit in coffin