Smart Mouths Podcast

Good evening freebooters!

We hope this post finds you enjoying a relaxing Memorial Day weekend. As we announced on episode #15 last week, we’re taking this week off and thought we’d leave a reminder here so no one feels left out to dry! We know it sucks, but never fear – we’ll be back better than ever next week. Better yet, you can use whatever time you’d have previously set aside for listening to a new episode to participate at the Official Smart Mouths forum. Or you could wallow in sorrow at missing WTF News this week, but I think the former would probably be more fun and productive!

In other news, Mr. Sims just celebrated his 20th birthday yesterday (Saturday) so feel free to leave your birthday wishes here or at the forum!

Thanks for all of your support, and we’ll see you next week with an EXCLUSIVE surprise guest interview! (No, it’s not Jamie.)

Good evening miscreants!

It’s that most wonderful time of the week: no, not your weekly flogging – a new episode of Smart Mouths!

- Penny lays the smack down.
- Listener feedback tells us: we’re wrong, we shouldn’t care we’re wrong, and that there are people out there far more sick than we are.
- Pelosi, Obama, Gitmo, and car companies hog the roundup.
- We review Green Day’s new album, 21st Century Breakdown!
- Bill Maher makes Laura squee.
- In world news, Al-Shabab has seized Somali city Jowhar.
- Wasabi vs. Wahabi (Thanks, Greg!)
- Two Truths One Lie makes a comeback!
- WTF news exposes some new hot button moral issues, as well as the fact that Keith Olbermann listens to our show.

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WTF News links:
- Cover up your mannequin
- Beware the “Nicotine Ninja”!
- Park workers water Old Faithful
- Snakes giving fellatio
- Man hires prostitute for 14-year-old son

Hey loyal subjects! This was the episode that almost never happened. Luckily a FEW of us felt a dedication to the show that couldn’t stop us from recording this week! Join me, Andrew, Matt and Micah for a very exciting and informative new Smart Mouths!

In this episode:

-Mother’s Day Redux
-Listener feedback addresses tolerance, more on asexuality, and the use of the “r” word
-The round up is as exciting as ever with news about stupid white house staffers, Oprah’s wish for the US to get fat, Manny Ramirez’s fertility issues and more!
-Summer Movie Review Series continues with STAR TREK!
-I take the reigns and lead the Politics and World News Discussion. Either you will be voting me YOUR new Political Bitch, or you will all be running back to Laura and Elysa begging for their return!
-The world famous WTF news with submissions from the Smart Mouths Forums

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WTF News links:
-Mexican soccer player blows snot at opponent, tells him he has swine flu
-Don’t they give away toys anymore? Girl finds condom in Happy Meal
-Toy parrot berates child
-There’s a snake in my broccoli!
-Orangutan runs rampant in zoo
-No Prom For You!!!

Hey, everyone! So you may have noticed that episode 14 has not yet been released. Well, that’s because we haven’t recorded it yet. Apparently every single one of the hosts were indisposed with something whether it was the fact that our mothers were demanding our time (myself included) or their own (Penny ). Do not fret, we will be recording the episode today and it will be a rush “NEXT DAY AIR” release for your listening enjoyment.

-M@

Good evening vagrants! It’s time for a new episode of Smart Mouths, and boy, is it a doozy of a show! First off, I’d like to thank those of you who were patient (and maybe not-so-patient) for this episode’s release. I am in the midst of finals, and unfortunately, society says that higher education takes precedence over podcasting. WTF?

- We have a new survey… find it on our website!
- Ninja Kungfu Gmail?
- The Round Up discusses this week’s hottest topics.
- Why’d FOX bail out of the latest Obama speech?
- Why the hell did the President’s aircraft fly very low across NYC?
- Politics/World News looks at a Supreme Court Justice stepping down and The Taliban.
- The Hot Seat returns with lots of naughty questions.
- We kick off a new Summer Movie Review Series. This week: Wolverine.
- WTF News: Goth Kitties, Shrek-themed weddings, and more.

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WTF News links:
- English couple has Shrek themed wedding
- Raped by apes?
- 8-year-old Saudi girl divorces 50-year-old husband
- Birth by Youtube
- Goth-o Kitty
- Bat dog kicked out for taking a piss

Check it out! Smart Mouths’ very own Matt Britton made it on to CNN! You can see him around 40 seconds in.

We are so proud….Way to go, Matt!

That’s right! Now, not only are you subject to our smart mouthing in a downloadable weekly audio format, we have now opened our own discussion forum. The difference? Now you can be part of the discussion! The best part? We’re announcing this forum a little earlier than intended, before the recording of episode 13 to give a special advantage to those of you who regularly visit our website!

Go forth and rant/rave/bitch/gossip/laugh at the Smart Mouths Forum today!