Archive for August, 2009
Smart Mouths #27: Gotta Go Briefcase
by Penny on Aug.24, 2009, under Episodes
Good evening fair listeners who won’t tell me if I did a horrible job editing (thanks in advance, it was Hell this week)!! We’ve got another PHENOMENAL episode of Smart Mouths for you to listen to!
In this week’s episode:
- Matt’s hosting cherry is popped!
- We take your feedback on the health care debate
- The Roundup covers Lockerbie, Brett Favre, H1N1, Clunkers and Hurricane Bill
- The show heats up over the Texas law allowing the Bible to be taught academically
- Obama’s approval rating, Mexico’s economy and the Afghan elections round out Politics & World News
- Pop Culture tackles the First Lady’s “short shorts” and Scorsese’s new flick being delayed
- Two Truths, One Lie doesn’t disappoint
- WTF News has sexy texting, strippers, portable toilets, and STD e-cards. What more could you want?
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**This week we included TONS of bonus bloopers! ENJOY!**
WTF News Links:
-Sexy texting outlawed in China.
-Strippers hired for New Mexico high school baseball team.
-Introducing the portable toilet briefcase!!
-Pack up your “trunk” and leave the beach!!
-STD e-Cards: The wave of the future.
-Another horrible dentist story.
Smart Mouths #26: Health Care 101
by Laura on Aug.18, 2009, under Episodes
Good afternoon Bolsheviks!
It’s time for another episode of Smart Mouths! This week, we devote time to a serious discussion of HR3200, the Health Care reform bill. It’s like an awesome, pre-recorded audio version of a town hall, except there are no old people screaming about bill provisions that don’t actually exist.
- Happy Birthday, Micah!
- The Roundup covers deaths, Woodstock, Glenn Beck, and Rupert Murdoch.
- Health Care Reform reins supreme on this week’s episode.
- A basic overview of how the current system works.
- MEDICARE IS GOVERNMENT RUN, BITCHES.
- An unbiased look at both sides of the argument.
- The Political Bitches are back to dispel the myths of the reform bill!
- We take your questions in regards to reform.
- WTF News covers Object Sexism, spontaneous idiocy, sexual harassment of Disney characters, and more!
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Also, we strongly encourage you to check out the bill for yourselves!
WTF News Links:
- Brazilian host commissions murders to boost ratings
- Control of the gene pool
- First gay marriage, now this!
- Man jailed for yawning
- Can I touch your Minnie?
Happy Birthday Micah!
by Elysa on Aug.16, 2009, under Uncategorized
That’s riiiight! Our favorite WTF News anchor turns 27 today! Micah’s been winning over our hearts with his subtle wit and uncanny knack for finding the most bizarre news stories since the show’s first episode, and we simply don’t know what the fuck we’d do without him.
So thank you, Micah, for being such a true friend – both to the show and to us – and for sending off every Smart Mouths episode in style. We love ya!
Smart Mouths #25: Mommy Drags Me
by Penny on Aug.11, 2009, under Episodes
Hey Smartie Mouths! We’ve got another great show for y’all to listen to.
Join Andrew, Elysa, Greg, Micah and myself as we delve into the news, information and idiocy of the past week. Big thanks to Laura for dealing with annoying audio issues while editing.
In this week’s episode:
-We discuss a new Smart Mouths project, we could use all your help!
-Greg and Elysa recap their epic video.
-Listener feedback addresses last week’s Dr. Smart Mouths segment, biased news, and post partum depression
-The roundup is back and we cover this week’s top stories, including a story with a Smart Mouths connection!
-Politics is exciting as we compare Bill Clinton to Chuck Norris, trade in our clunkers for cash, yell Arriba! to Justice Sotomayor, and more!
-Sports is on tap for pop culture. Micah has a field day.
-Screw Marry Kill is short, sweet, and to the point. We mean business in SMK.
-And finally, the WTF news is as effed up as always. We wish we could make this stuff up.
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Just a few more notes:
-The book that was recommended during listener feedback is: Stranger at the Gate: To Be Gay and Christian in America by: Mel White.
-Please note that we won’t be accepting any more donations after AUGUST 20 so if you were hoping to get signed album art, get in your donations before that date. Thanks again to everyone who has donated until now!
-As we mentioned on the show, PLEASE do us a favor and fill out the Podtrac Survey (this is a different survey than the one in the past, it is going to give us TONS of info on our listener demographics)
WTF News Links:
-Kid dragged on a leash. Oy.
-I now pronounce you roller coaster, and wife.
-Does a Tiger fart in the woods?
-We named the baby, Smart Mouths.
Smart Mouths #24: Micah’s Gonna Give It To You
by Laura on Aug.04, 2009, under Episodes
Good evening mercenaries!
It’s time yet again for your weekly brainwashing! BIG thanks to the lovely Penny for editing this week!
- Donations announcement.
- Listener feedback includes a great deal from “Timmy”.
- Laura (grudgingly) lets Andrew host the roundup.
- Politics and World News covers Nigeria, taxes, and McCain, PLUS a new mini-segment!
- Pop culture covers Green Day, Alexis Cohen, and Michael Jackson.
- A very special Dr. Smart Mouths.
- WTF news covers Monopoly, bestiality, genital mutilation, and much more!
- Andrew’s “fanning” theory.
- Elysa and Greg will be doing an iChat video on Pop culture!
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WTF News links:
- Bitch better give me Park Place
- Dog ate my golf balls
- Make this horse go ‘neigh’
- Man wakes up to a steamy surprise
- Crazy bitch eats her own baby




