Smart Mouths Podcast

Good evening harridans! It’s time for a new episode of Smart Mouths!

- Don’t forget to get your Smart Mouths t-shirt/iPhone app today!
- Canadians love us – just wait till we invade and liberate them from their early Thanksgiving traditions!
- In the roundup: Flying douches, swine douches, Barbies, and much more!
- Politics and World News looks at the Matthew Shepherd Act and the election turmoil in Afghanistan.
- In Pop Culture: That director guy no one cares about anymore, Kanye “Imma let you finish” West, and more.
- WTF News brings us ice-skating bears, crocs, La-Z-Boy man, and yet another story about a plane, but there ain’t no M-EFFIN’ snakes on it.

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There is also some special bonus content for iPhone/iPod Touch users this week, including flying enemas, a DUR moment between Laura and Elysa, and a bonus bit of the Politics and World News discussion that didn’t make the final cut. To purchase the application, click here!

Today our resident Smart Mouths matriarch celebrates her birthday, and on behalf of the entire team and our loyal listeners, I’d like to wish her the best and happiest of days! In many ways, Penny’s perseverance in kicking our asses into shape getting things done is often the driving force that gets our plans off the ground. We wouldn’t know what to do with ourselves if she didn’t offer her sensible and determined input on the show each week! From a personal standpoint, Penny is THE go-to person for advice and is always a patient listener with many kind things to say. In an effort to wrap up the sap, we’d basically be screwed without her. Happy Birthday!!!

Once you grab the Smart Mouths iPhone/iPod touch app on iTunes, you’ll probably wonder how to download the bonus content (in this case, Episode 34).

It’s simple! Click on Smart Mouths #35, then click “Extras” in the top right. You’ll then see a button that says “Bonus Content”.

It’s important that you click on the “Extras” button AFTER selecting Episode 35. Otherwise you’ll be looking on the wrong page.

With each new episode, we’ll try to include some new Bonus Content only available through the app. Remember, your purchase of the app goes to supporting the show – and we give you something really cool in return!

Good evening lackeys! It’s time for another episode of…. SMART MOUTHS!

- WHERE THE %$#& IS EPISODE #34???
- A special announcement from Smart Mouths!
- Don’t forget to pre-order your Smart Mouths Tee before Nov. 1st!
- Happy Birthday, Penny!
- Backwash brings us panic and health care.
- In the roundup: Balloon boy, Mother Theresa, racists, and that guy from John and Kate.
- Politics and World News: Iraq, Pakistan, and political tweet of the week!
- Pop culture: Colbert is the new Jesus.
- Dr. Smartmouths: Interview edition!
- WTF News features hicks, bunnies, public porn, and much more!

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ALSO, you can buy our brand spanking new iPhone/iPod Touch app here! We can’t officially promise naked pictures of Matt… But we’re promising them anyway…

WTF News links:
- Buck wild
- Carhenge
- Anatomy lesson for schoolchildren
- Just wait till the killer rabbit finds out about this…
- Attack my penalty areas…

Every show has one. Smart Mouths is no different. We are now the official owners of our own LOST EPISODE.

Episode 34 has gone the way of the dodo bird….never to be seen again….for now.

Due to many many different reasons, Episode 34 did not want to get put out this week. We can’t really go into detail but let’s just say it is more trouble than it is worth to put out the episode at this point.

BUT fear not, the episode will be surfacing in several weeks….along with a big announcement….and we’ll tell you about it then.

In the meantime we can spoil you by telling you that Episode 34, (which incidentally was not even supposed to be recorded at all) is a WTF FILLED Episode. We’re talking WTF Politics, World News, Pop Culture, Fun Segment etc.

Hey Naughty Brits (and anyone else who may be listening)! We’ve got a LOVELY episode of Smart Mouths for you this week. We recorded at the crack of dawn and we were quite silly, as you will see. Join me, Elysa, Matt and Micah for this great hour+ of internet radio programming.

In this week’s episode:
-Penny celebrates a momentous occasion.
-BackWash is pretty serious (well actual backwash isn’t but the letters are).
-Matt shows he takes his Bible study seriously during the Roundup- in which we discussed some major earthly happenings.
-Politics and World News talks about General McChrystal and President Obama.
-Pop culture reminds us not to worry about what Conan says about our cities. Link
-Fruit or Naughty British word is BACK, BABY!
-WTF news is back (duh) and we find out just how attached to it Micah is!

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WTF News Links:
-Britain (that’s Britain, not Britton) asks the Governator…take down your prostitution rating website!
-Stop insulting the zoo!
-Man answers 911 call for his own house fire.
-Woman Tweets her own miscarriage. We are not kidding.
-Woman eats goldfish to get back at ex.
-Glad I’m not the Mayor in Ohio today.