Archive for February, 2010
Smart Mouths Book Club Episode #1: The Hunger Games
by Penny on Feb.26, 2010, under Episodes
We’ve been throwing around the idea of starting a Smart Mouths book club and we decided to start with the VERY popular book, The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins.
Join Matt and Penny for our FIRST ever Smart Mouths Book Club episode. We hope you enjoy it and we can’t wait to hear your feedback!
In this episode we discuss:
-The general plot of The Hunger Games
-The main characters
-The themes and messages of this book, and how it relates to the real world: the media, our country and politics.
-A possible movie adaptation of The Hunger Games: who would we choose to act?
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As always, thanks for listening to our little show and Enjoy!
***NOTE***There are spoilers for The Hunger Games contained in this podcast. Listen at your own risk. No Catching Fire spoilers in this one 
Happy Birthday Elysa!!
by Penny on Feb.23, 2010, under Announcements
Would it be a cliche to say that we couldn’t do Smart Mouths without Elysa? Yes, it would. Besides, we COULD do the show without her. But let’s be perfectly honest here, it wouldn’t be nearly half as good if we did.
Elysa is our girl who lives in the middle of nowhere, who takes our mocking her about it with such good a natured attitude that one might think she moved to SoMa for OUR benefit. She is our resident political expert, our staunch social liberal who loves to surprise us by reminding us that she has some conservative political leanings as well. She is our classic rock (i.e., good music) guru who was definitely born a few years too late for the awesome classic t-shirts she likes to sport. She doesn’t realize it but she is a voice of reason on the show. Someone who gives a lick of credibility to what otherwise might be a free for all of inappropriate jokes, cynicism, and totally inaccurate facts.
Most of all though, Elysa is an amazing friend. As all of us can attest, Elysa doesn’t have an ounce of selfish in her when it comes to her friends. She is the first to ask what’s going on with YOU when in all fairness, the conversation should be about HER. She is a great listener, a confidant and a friend who provides enough uniqueness that she makes you think you’re not completely alone in your world of crazy. So let’s raise our Pomegranate Martini’s (if we’re 21 or older) to Elysa (Elysa, if you have one- make sure to lay the glass gently on the table when you’re done) and wish her an amazing birthday! We love you!
Episode #50: Palin Again?!?
by Penny on Feb.22, 2010, under Episodes
We’ve reached our 50th episode and boy do we feel old! We’ve had so many milestones lately, we decided to celebrate this episode by keeping the show small. Join Micah, Matt, Andrew, and Penny for this wonderful episode of Smart Mouths.
In this show:
-Happy Birthday to Elysa!
-We analyze Tiger Woods’ apology speech.
-Michael Phelps won’t be swimming after the age of 30. Yeah, it all goes downhill when 29 is finished..
-More Sarah Palin news. Seriously, this is getting old.
-We discuss some new steps that TSA will employ to keep us safe (Penny is extremely bothered by this) as well as the airline flight one man took and crashed out of anger.
-Iran developing nukes? Can’t be good.
-Google That Shit is back and THIS TIME, we keep score!
-Backwash addresses the Olympics and We Are the World 2010. Matt is still mad.
-WTF news is RIDICULOUS. Seriously. Crazy water bills, teachers who expose themselves, school districts spying on their students, a VERY vengeful brother and more!
- Visit Andrew’s new website: TheGagaBeat.com!
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This is a test of the SM Twitter system…
by Micah on Feb.18, 2010, under Uncategorized
This is a test of the SM Twitter system…please do not harm yourselves or others during this period!
Smart Mouths #49: Smart Macs
by Penny on Feb.16, 2010, under Episodes
We recorded this episode on Valentines Day, so Happy Valentines Day everyone! Even the Canadians. You’re hosting the Olympics so the few people who are watching it are indebted to your hospitality.
In this episode:
- Elysa has a HUGE announcement…she joins the Evil Apple Empire
- We break down the Winter Olympics: from torch malfunctions to the events themselves
- Rahm, Sarah, Rush and the R word: do people need to stop being retards?
- President Obama announces a televised health care reform summit – your move GOP!
- Matt and Penny think that the new “We Are The World” is a travesty.
- Shit You Should Fucking know returns and the rest of us try to play matchmaker for Elysa and Micah
- Backwash includes camel burgers, Sarah Palin and delayed flights for Valentine’s Day
- WTF News features canine chastity belts, mothers pimping their daughters, and heart-shaped manure
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Smart Mouths #48: Happy Birthday!
by Penny on Feb.11, 2010, under Episodes, Uncategorized
As we’ve mentioned, Smart Mouths turned 1 this week! We can’t believe we’ve been around for a year already. We wish we could say we’ve matured over the year but as evidenced by this episode, we’re just as crude, immature and crass as ever. YOU’RE WELCOME.
In this episode:
-ALL of the hosts make an appearance. That means that the new Costa Rican President, Laura is here too! (also, please note that the internet is pretty spotty in Costa Rica and our sound quality is significantly decreased when Laura is on. But it was worth it to have her join us!!)
-Super Bowl review. One of our hosts got a special shout out from the winning QB!
-Sarah Palin strikes again and we have to ask…really, Sarah?
-We talk rumors that Howard Stern might join American Idol. Good idea?
-New fun segment invented by Matt. Let’s just say this one is EPIC. You’ll love it. Trust us.
-We read your tweets about your favorite SM memories of the past year!
-During backwash we discuss the Boy Scout’s 100 Year Anniversary, The one year anniversary of Black Saturday in Australia and renting seniors.
-WTF news addresses some of the world’s stupidist people and grossest things.
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Happy Birthday, Smart Mouths!
by Micah on Feb.10, 2010, under Uncategorized
It is hard to believe it has been one year since the dream of one Costa Rican Lolita took its first step towards becoming a reality. On February 10, 2009, Smart Mouths released its pilot episode completely uncertain of the successes, if any, it would enjoy. We’ve can’t even begin to tell you what it has meant to insult so many of you over the last 48 episodes. We hope to continue these efforts as we move forward.
None of this would be possible with out you, our listeners and for that we are so very thankful. Well, not really, but it’s in my contract to include at least one kind , semi-genuine statement per post.
One of the reasons we have enjoyed so much success is because of the celebrities that have chosen to appear from time to time on our show. We have been blessed by Jesus Christ to have such guests as Mickey Mouse and Elmo and to have had Allah’s light shined upon us when joined by President Barack Obama.
I would be remiss not to thank a few others. Our show would not be what it is today without those who have put in countless hours and effort: Captain Save-A-Ho, Ninio The Gay Elephant, Sarah Palin, Eric Cartman, Michael Jackson and Tom.
In all seriousness, thank you to all our listeners (unless you’re Canadian). We hope to be as informative and inappropriate in the coming year as we have been up to this point!
Sincerely,
The Coalition For Asian American Children and Families
Happy Birthday G-Squared!
by Elysa on Feb.07, 2010, under Announcements
Gregory the Great: Technerd. Drunkard. Jew extraordinaire. He has taught us the Philosophy of Chuck Norris, the value of liquoring up before making thinly-disguised lewd phone calls, and how best to succinctly and effectively offend every country that ever was. In the School of Awesome, he is our Jedi Master.
And today he is another year older, another year wiser, perhaps another year closer to realizing we’re all just using him for his sex. Sad.
Thank you, Greg, for supporting our crazy, for making us laugh, for being the closest thing to a sane person we have on this unholy show— which is, granted, much like being the smartest kid on the short bus, but nevertheless we couldn’t do this without you, and Allah help us if we’re ever forced to try.
Happy birthday, dear! We love you!
Smart Mouths #47: Who’s In The Super Bowl?
by Penny on Feb.02, 2010, under Episodes
Happy February everyone and as always a hearty Rabbit Rabbit to you and yours! We had a great time recording your favorite news and general information podcast, Smart Mouths this week. Join Andrew, Greg, Matt, Micah and Penny for a great show!
In this episode:
-The “announcement bitch” has plenty of announcements.
-RIP JD Salinger. Who? Are you serious?
-The State of the Union. We discuss the good, the bad, the ugly, and the finger giving.
-Andrew and Greg debate the iPad. Watch out, it gets intense.
-2010 Grammy’s redux. Penny is gay for GaGa.
-Back Washes put us in our place
-WTF News is more screwed up than usual.
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