Smart Mouths Podcast

We’re here. We’re queer. And we’re gonna podcast, dammit. We’ve managed to pull ourselves together for another excellent and informing episode of Smart Mouths. Join Andrew, Elysa, Greg, Micah and Penny for this latest installment of one of your favorite fortnightly podcasts.

In this episode:
-We got Mockingjay! But at the time of recording only one of us had finished it so we didn’t discuss it all. (Ergo, no spoilers here).
-But Elysa and Penny are an awesome lesbian couple with cute kids.
-Speaking of gay…what’s the Prop 8 status THIS week?
-Andrew and Greg get their geek on and compare 4Square to Facebook Places.
-In less great “place” news we talk about the flooding in Pakistan
-And we get pretty vocal about the Stem Cell Research halt.
-We play a new game and decide who is worthy of becoming a US Citizen….most people aren’t, and Elysa goes too easy on the Canadian.
-Also our listeners are generally unreliable (Kidding…love you all!)
-And happily, Micah is back with the WTF news. Fret not, the world is still pretty messed up.
-Finaly, Penny makes a shocking end of show recommendation.

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Andrew here. I don’t appear in this episode, but I just HAD to have a hand in its release because it is Episode **69**. The funniest two digit number in the whole wide world. Below are some shownotes provided by expert 69-er Laura Thompson:

- It’s a double rainbow this week with Prop 8 and Elton John!
- Laura and Elysa announce their marriage, and you’re invited!
- Dr. Laura gives us the most material to work with since Mel Gibson.
- Greg shares some info on ‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’.
- We deal with bitching over going fortnightly.
- Listener Brittany sheds some light on religious extremism.
- Fun segment: Kid or Drunk?….
- …it includes both inflatable and vibrating objects.

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Today, we celebrate the birth of the legendary anchorman, Micah Tannenbaum. Born in the year of our lord, (19XX) Micah has always been an invaluable member of our podcasting team. From our days of dabbling in satanic witchcraft to these current days of dabbling in being assholes, he has always been there to tell it like it is and “give it to us”.

Unfortunately for poor Micah, he is oftentimes subjected to the poor manners and vulgar exploits of his fellow co-hosts. He has been kind enough all these years to shake his head rather than giving us all the “FUCK YOU” we so richly deserve.

On behalf of Smart Mouths, I would like to wish Mr. Tannenbaum a HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! I’m sure our listeners agree when I say this show would not be the same without the tales of Darwin award winners, genitalia and the occasional farm animal getting caught up with the wrong crowd.

Now, bitches, leave your appreciation in the comments below.

Welcome back for the latest episode of the quality news and entertainment showgram we call Smart Mouths. Join Andrew, Elysa, Greg, Matt and Micah for an extraordinarily wonderful and tame (READ: they made editing easy for me this week) show this week.

In this episode:
-Announcement about the show’s regularity (and no we’re not talking about taking fiber here).
-In related news, What does fortnight mean? Here’s a definition.
-Wikileaks lived up to its name and to quote Elysa, “Sh*t aint right.”
-The ICC finally grew a pair and issued an arrest warrant for Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir on the grounds of genocide. Problem is that Chad is being the wussy weird kid he always was. Dammit, Chad.
-Shirley Sherrod vs. Andrew Breitbart. Point, Sherrod.
-Greg has done our forefathers proud by fulfilling a civic obligation.
-Idol Chatter: this group thinks the show is done for. See ya on X Factor.
-Anne Rice quits Christianity. If it were only that easy, Anne.
-Backwashes all focus on the news last week about the Mosque being built at ground zero.
-Micah and the kids are back with WTF News (yayyyyyy!).

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