Smart Mouths Podcast

Andrew here. I don’t appear in this episode, but I just HAD to have a hand in its release because it is Episode **69**. The funniest two digit number in the whole wide world. Below are some shownotes provided by expert 69-er Laura Thompson:

- It’s a double rainbow this week with Prop 8 and Elton John!
- Laura and Elysa announce their marriage, and you’re invited!
- Dr. Laura gives us the most material to work with since Mel Gibson.
- Greg shares some info on ‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’.
- We deal with bitching over going fortnightly.
- Listener Brittany sheds some light on religious extremism.
- Fun segment: Kid or Drunk?….
- …it includes both inflatable and vibrating objects.

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Our final episode of 2009 is here, and it’s one big Year in Review bonanza!

Just us as we revisit some of the biggest stories we discussed on the show this year. Plus:

- We all went to the Daily Show!
- Laura says farewell until May, and the other hosts speculate various scenarios of her demise.
- We learn that Tiger Woods’ infidelity is the REAL cause behind the additional troop deployment.
- Micah performs his rendition of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’.
- We leave you with a montage of ‘The Best of Smart Mouths 2009′. Happy New Year! (Special thanks to Bookworm411 and her crew in the “Project Smart Mouths” thread on the forums. We couldn’t have made this montage without them!)

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Enjoy, and Happy New Year!

Never underestimate the power of the Australians!

iTunes has published a list of the Best Podcasts for 2009, and Smart Mouths is listed in the “Best New Audio” category.

BUT, we’re only listed in their Australia store! You won’t see it if you’re viewing the page from other country stores.

Because I care about you all so much, I traveled with my MacBook to Australia, logged on to iTunes as soon as I arrived at the airport, and took screencaps of the accomplishment:

- Best of 2009 header image
- Smart Mouths!

I had to take two separate pics cause Smart Mouths sat very far down the list.

THANKS TO ALL YOU AUSTRALIANS WHO MADE US STAND OUT IN THAT KANGAROO COUNTRY!

Originally too much of a bitch to get online, and then released exclusively to Smart Mouths iPhone app users, enjoy this “lost episode” #34 as we take a week off for the Thanksgiving holiday!

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We hope you had a great Thanksgiving!

Our latest episode has now arrived!

Small programming note: Next week we’ll be off because of Thanksgiving (yes – believe it or not – we do have families). Instead, we’ll be releasing the “lost episode” that originally premiered on the iPhone app!

Speaking of the iPhone app… there’s a bonus piece of content in the app with this week’s episode!

- Poo!
- Shirts are arriving in listener mailboxes and we’re looking for you to send in your pics!
- We talk about what’s new in the box office.
- Who will be TIME’s Person of the Year?
- A woman is going to give birth live on the internet. New heights for sites like Ustream?
- Geezer Bandit needs to be arrested. And in a wheel chair.
- Johnny Depp wins People’s Sexiest Man of the Year award.
-This kid is standing up (or sitting down) for equal rights!
- Backwash addresses some of the previous episode’s topics.

Make sure you vote for us in the Mature category in the 2009 Podcast Awards! Vote Once a day through November 30!!

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It’sssss here:

- Don’t forget to get your Smart Mouths t-shirt/iPhone app today!
- We’re doing it live on Ustream! Why the hell not?
- Back Wash focuses on Matt the Science Expert, Hate Crimes, and Toronto Pride
- The roundup covers airplanes, Obama’s love for those with the HIV, MJ, and more.
- Micah leads a political discussion on Obama’s alleged photo op in front of fallen heroes.
- Pop Culture: Chaz Bono is all man, baby!
- Andrew and Micah are the only ones who know about the World Series.
- We take a maturity quiz to see where we all really stand.
- A couple live calls.
- WTF news.

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We’ll add some bonus content to this episode on the iPhone app later this week!

Once you grab the Smart Mouths iPhone/iPod touch app on iTunes, you’ll probably wonder how to download the bonus content (in this case, Episode 34).

It’s simple! Click on Smart Mouths #35, then click “Extras” in the top right. You’ll then see a button that says “Bonus Content”.

It’s important that you click on the “Extras” button AFTER selecting Episode 35. Otherwise you’ll be looking on the wrong page.

With each new episode, we’ll try to include some new Bonus Content only available through the app. Remember, your purchase of the app goes to supporting the show – and we give you something really cool in return!

Look here! The latest episode of Smart Mouths, recorded live on Ustream Sunday night, is now available for your listening pleasure.

In this episode:
- We’re live on Ustream to have some fun!
- Back Talk has some feedback about last week’s episode and hates on Andrew.
- The Round Up covers a lot of stories Laura likes.
- Politics and World News discusses more stories Laura likes.
- Pop Culture covers Kanye, Dan Brown, and Jay Leno.
- We take your live calls to see what’s on YOUR perverted minds!
- WTF News looks at stories Micah and Penny like.

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WTF news links:
- Former stripper claims priest father baby
- Civilization doomed if we were ever attacked by zombies
- City accidentally advertises porn on website
- Execution halted as no suitable veins available
- Naked man, 91, holds robber at gunpoint
- Court delays ruling on woman in penis-chopping case

Every once in a while, there comes a time in a podcast’s life where everything doesn’t fall into place. It happens to every podcast, and our 29th episode fell victim to this kind of situation.

So, without much explanation, we give you Episode 29 of Smart Mouths – recorded last minute on Ustream where just over 150 listeners tuned in and went along for the ride.

We (Laura, Matt, and I) are actually pretty proud of this one. To put it simply, it was a lot of laidback fun! We hope you enjoy it, too.

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WTF News Links:
- we don’t have them. Just GOOGLE the story you wanna read about.

Hey everyone! A quick reminder that our next live show will be THIS Sunday starting at 9 PM EST! Look for music to start on the stream at 8:30 PM EST.

To access the show’s Ustream page, click here. We hope to see you there!