Smart Mouths Podcast

Got a pig? Ate some pork? Like rolling in the mud at the farm? This episode is for you! The Swine Flu has surpassed worries about the economy in America and we’re here to calm people down. Also in this episode:

- Listener feedback on MTV programming and Israel.
- Roundup tackles the UN Racism Conference, Miss California, the Fannie Mae CFO, Jay Leno and more.
- Politics and World News includes the recent swine flu and Russia’s election problems.
- Matt pays tribute to Bea Arthur in our Pop Culture section.
- Quiz taking returns as the hosts face the gay-o-meter.
- Want to take the quiz for yourself? Click here!
- User-submitted WTF News covers speeding goats, glowing puppies, and a lot of weird sex stories.
- Plus, another cartoon character joins our show this week.

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WTF Newslinks:
- Weirdest lawsuit ever?
- Goat arrested for speeding.
- Woman’s bra underwire deflects bullet.
- Colorado DMV denies woman vegan license plate ILVTOFU.
- Poor Mom, or Poor Kids?
- South Koreans create glowing puppy.
- Gotcha! Don’t screw in a dumpster.
- Don’t bite your own “junk”.
- Woman cited/fined after neighbors reported loud sex 25 times.
- Man unearths cannonball while digging in garden.

Hey winners! Our live show is still on for this Sunday at 8 PM EST! We’ll be broadcasting right here on Ustream. Throughout the show, we’ll be taking your calls to get your thoughts on what we’re discussing. We’ll also have some games for you. It’ll be a whole boatload of fun!

See you Sunday!

Well howdy there! It’s time for another round of ‘dem mouths bein’ all smart! It also be rodeo week on this here show, so y’all must listen with yer cowboy hates and ol’ western boots!

Just kidding. This episode has nothing to do with rodeos. I know what you’re thinking. “WTF Andrew, what kind of intro to a episode post is that?” I dunno. It’s late and I don’t care. Taxes are a bitch. Shownotes:

- Our first live show (via Ustream) coming THIS Sunday at 8 PM EST! More details later this week on our site.
- This week’s round up looks at sad stories, weird stories, and happy stories.
- Our pop culture discussion focuses on MUSIC. Springsteen, music purchasing, touring, and a lot more.
- X-men Origins: Wolverine leaks online. Have we seen it, and how’d it happen?
- Screw/Marry/Kill returns with some exciting new decisions.
- WTF News looks at toothpaste, pillow fights, male-body-part-surgery, and a lot more.

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WTF Newslinks:
- The toothpaste bandit
- Man coughs up really old nail
- Massive pillow fight
- Peru farmer hospitalized with eight-day erection
- Mom drugged girl, sought her impregnation
- Police investigate whether man’s legs severed to fit in coffin

A live phone call on the show comes from a post to our Twitter account, and Laura took one for the team to make it happen. Why are we making it the show title and talking about it in the beginning of this post? Why, you’ll just have to download and find out! Duh! Here are the show notes:

- What’s new on YouTube this week? Not Penny’s face.
- In the future, keep your e-mails short if you want us to read them!
- The Round Up covers gay marriage (mmm), political news, CNN’s fall in the ratings, and more.
- In our Pop Culture section we discuss kids books being turned into films.
- Old memories are brought back as we talk about our favorite kids books.
- Politics and World News covers the Khmer Rouge leader on trial in Cambodia.. and Texas.
- Andrew’s post on the Smart Mouths Twitter prompts us to make a live phone call.
- Who’s the biggest Narcissist on the show? We all take the quiz and find out.
- To take the quiz for yourself, click here!
- WTF News has the children cheering as we discuss testicle festivals, abortion pills, and bestiality.

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Union of Reformed Judaism supports stem cell research

“Where The Whild Things Are” Trailer

“Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs” Trailer

WTF Newslinks:
- Harry Potter is the tool of Ziono-Hollywood-ists.
- Man gets finger stuck in gas tank for hours.
- Woman tries to turn in husband for child pornography, charged with bestiality.
- Diners can have ‘a ball’ at testicle festival.
- Because smart Mouths can’t go a week without a Penis story.
- China uses abortion pills to curb gerbil population.
- Follow up on Alfie Patton Story….He is NOT the father.

This week’s show has arrived! Don’t be alarmed by the show title… it’s only a real festival that takes place in Japan. Shownotes:

- Females are outnumbering the males for the first time ever and Andrew can’t handle it.
- On this week’s roundup: Obama’s retarded joke, nerd talk, plane crashes, deaths, and foreign stuff.
- Twitter and Facebook are now awfully similar. What’s the deal?
- Which people on Twitter are cool to follow? And which are fricken’ obnoxious?
- We get political and talk about the AIG mess as well as news from Russia.
- Two Truths and a Lie returns with more revealing info.
- WTF News covers condoms, penis festivals, moms pushing sex, and much more.

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Links from Elysa’s “Top Ten Ways to Help End Genocide” List:

-Send a letter to President Obama expressing your support of the Save Darfur cause
-Search for events in your area
-Print out informative brochures and handbills to leave around your library, school or workplace
-Click here for more resources, including means for starting your own petition

WTF Newslinks:

- Horse Bites Man’s Testicle Off
- Georgia inmate arrested trying to get back in jail
- Mother of boy with Down Syndrome Helping Son Find Sex
- Japanese Penis Festival video
- AIDS Agency Takes Issue With the Pope

This week’s episode of the world famous Smart Mouths is here! On this week’s show:

- What happened with the editing on Episode 5? We explain.
- Roundup: Britney’s screw up, a stupid Eagles employee, school shootings, and more.
- Our pop culture segment looks at the latest Lindsay Lohan “news”.
- Politics and World News goes over Obama overturning the stem cell policy and the media.
- A new segment: Believe it or Not! New things are learned that you never knew before.

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WTF Newslinks:
- Man shoplifts ice cream in pants, offers owner $69 to not turn him in.
- When owls attack! Residents of Maine beware!
- Effigy of Colonel Sanders rescued from a Tokyo River after 24 years.
- Remains of what people think are a vampire were found in Italy.
- The MOST disturbing video game (and one of the most disturbing WTF news EVER).
- Woman gets severely injured with homemade sex toy.
- George Cloony Sweat Flavored Tofu: Yes, PETA is in the news again.
- Paraplegic man suffers spider bite…and is able to walk again.

Laura, Matt, Penny, Micah and I are back for another exciting episode! This week’s show is a lot of fun and we start a new segment that will probably be a new listener favorite. Notes:

- BIG thanks to Joe Fedele for our new, official album art! Find him at his website: JoFed.com, and his Twitter.
- The Round Up covers Chris Brown, Rihanna, President Obama, NASA, and the “Octomom”!
- It’s all about the Oscars this week. We discuss the top moments of the awards ceremony including the winners, the musical numbers, the awkward moments and more!
- Politics and World News covers Weapons Proliferation, North Korea, the fact that Iran ‘likely has stuff to make nukes’ and more!
- We premiere a new segment that is sure to make you laugh your ass off
- WTF is…well…WTF News.
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WTF News links:
- Helicopter stops play in Indian cricket match.
- Marijuana slows down cancer.
- Captain Save- A-Ho gets busted.
- Notorious Greek criminal has Inspector Gadget-like escape…again.
- Granny is a sex maniac!
- Stay back, crocodile, fear the magnet!
- 12-hour Viagra-fueled orgy ends in death.
- Good Samaritan punished for saving 3 old women who were going to get hit by a car.

Now available for your listening pleasure!

- The Round Up covers Michael Phelps, Fred Phelps, and New York Post Chimps
- In Pop Culture, we talk about The Oscars, The Razzies, and an EXCLUSIVE review of Watchmen!
- Politics and World News covers environmental and housing issues.
- In Tech Talk, we bitch about the people bitching about the Facebook Terms of Service.
- WTF News returns and it may include some of the most entertaining stories we’ve yet to cover!
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Also, you’ll notice our new album art on the feed pretty soon (it should also be attached in the MP3 file of the latest episode). BIG thanks to its creator, Joe Fedele! We’ll also have it up here on the site within the next day or so in high quality.

Refresh your feed in iTunes to get the latest episode. Don’t forget to continue sending in feedback to smartmouthspodcast@gmail.com!

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WTF News:
1. British reality star set to air her own death on TV, and even Elton John and P.M. Gordon Brown are getting involved
2. Do men really look at women as sex objects?
3. Woman ok after bullet ends up in her hair weave.
4. 11 year old boy was charged with killing his father’s 8 month pregnant fiancee
5. Giddy-up Grandma! 86-year-old woman gets $1,000 phone sex bill
6. Jesus Christ! Michigan police taser nude man outside church
7. Das Fuhrer: Angry German dentist yanks dentures from patient’s mouth

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Hey everyone! We just finished recording Episode 2 and it’ll be edited and released within the next day.

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