Smart Mouths Podcast

Today, we celebrate the birth of the legendary anchorman, Micah Tannenbaum. Born in the year of our lord, (19XX) Micah has always been an invaluable member of our podcasting team. From our days of dabbling in satanic witchcraft to these current days of dabbling in being assholes, he has always been there to tell it like it is and “give it to us”.

Unfortunately for poor Micah, he is oftentimes subjected to the poor manners and vulgar exploits of his fellow co-hosts. He has been kind enough all these years to shake his head rather than giving us all the “FUCK YOU” we so richly deserve.

On behalf of Smart Mouths, I would like to wish Mr. Tannenbaum a HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! I’m sure our listeners agree when I say this show would not be the same without the tales of Darwin award winners, genitalia and the occasional farm animal getting caught up with the wrong crowd.

Now, bitches, leave your appreciation in the comments below.

¡Buenas tardes, carepichas!

Es un placer estar aqui con ustedes otra vez. Pero… tenemos un problema… Según mis estimados cohortes, ya no hablo el inglés. Afortunadamente, yo pude recordar un *poco* de mi primer idioma para escribir el resumen del show.

- Laura is back from Costa Rica!

- The explanation for the missing episode 67.

- Matt makes big plans to seek a career in professional title reading.

- BP continues to destroy the planet…

-…but who cares, ’cause Mel Gibson is insane!

- We review the highly anticipated film ‘Inception’.

- Andrew gives us his review of ComicCon 2010.

- We bring back the lovin’ with Screw, Marry, Kill.

- Aaaaand the longest outro we’ve ever done.

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First, Keith Olbermann stole our WTF segment, and now CNN has blatantly ripped off my Political Tweet of the Week segment. This is simply unacceptable listeners. After all, we all know that a nationally syndicated news network spends its days looking to rip off “mature” podcasts.

I would never suggest writing to CNN to tell them about Smart Mouths and our Political Tweet of the Week segment. Oh no. To do so would be encouraging madness….

Good evening infidels,

We’re taking this week off due to conflicting schedules – but never fear. Tomorrow night, Penny, Greg and myself will be packaging up all of the t-shirts to put in the mail for you fine people who ordered them; and there may just be a video in the works…

Good evening harridans! It’s time for a new episode of Smart Mouths!

- Don’t forget to get your Smart Mouths t-shirt/iPhone app today!
- Canadians love us – just wait till we invade and liberate them from their early Thanksgiving traditions!
- In the roundup: Flying douches, swine douches, Barbies, and much more!
- Politics and World News looks at the Matthew Shepherd Act and the election turmoil in Afghanistan.
- In Pop Culture: That director guy no one cares about anymore, Kanye “Imma let you finish” West, and more.
- WTF News brings us ice-skating bears, crocs, La-Z-Boy man, and yet another story about a plane, but there ain’t no M-EFFIN’ snakes on it.

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There is also some special bonus content for iPhone/iPod Touch users this week, including flying enemas, a DUR moment between Laura and Elysa, and a bonus bit of the Politics and World News discussion that didn’t make the final cut. To purchase the application, click here!

Today our resident Smart Mouths matriarch celebrates her birthday, and on behalf of the entire team and our loyal listeners, I’d like to wish her the best and happiest of days! In many ways, Penny’s perseverance in kicking our asses into shape getting things done is often the driving force that gets our plans off the ground. We wouldn’t know what to do with ourselves if she didn’t offer her sensible and determined input on the show each week! From a personal standpoint, Penny is THE go-to person for advice and is always a patient listener with many kind things to say. In an effort to wrap up the sap, we’d basically be screwed without her. Happy Birthday!!!

Good evening lackeys! It’s time for another episode of…. SMART MOUTHS!

- WHERE THE %$#& IS EPISODE #34???
- A special announcement from Smart Mouths!
- Don’t forget to pre-order your Smart Mouths Tee before Nov. 1st!
- Happy Birthday, Penny!
- Backwash brings us panic and health care.
- In the roundup: Balloon boy, Mother Theresa, racists, and that guy from John and Kate.
- Politics and World News: Iraq, Pakistan, and political tweet of the week!
- Pop culture: Colbert is the new Jesus.
- Dr. Smartmouths: Interview edition!
- WTF News features hicks, bunnies, public porn, and much more!

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ALSO, you can buy our brand spanking new iPhone/iPod Touch app here! We can’t officially promise naked pictures of Matt… But we’re promising them anyway…

WTF News links:
- Buck wild
- Carhenge
- Anatomy lesson for schoolchildren
- Just wait till the killer rabbit finds out about this…
- Attack my penalty areas…

It’s as much of a surprise to us as it is to you! Due to scheduling conflicts (Shabbos, work, friends visiting) only Andrew, Matt and myself will be able to take part in the show this week. Since you don’t just want to listen to the three of us drone on about partisan politics and gay sex, we figured we’d host a live call-in and take your burning questions about politics, pop culture, wtf news, and anything else you might find interesting!

The call-in will take place at 3 PM EST but please do NOT call the hot line until we say we’re ready to take callers. More details will be provided tomorrow before the show. Also, be sure to have a question or story to discuss when you call in, or we’ll hang up on your ass.

See you all tomorrow!

Good afternoon Bolsheviks!

It’s time for another episode of Smart Mouths! This week, we devote time to a serious discussion of HR3200, the Health Care reform bill. It’s like an awesome, pre-recorded audio version of a town hall, except there are no old people screaming about bill provisions that don’t actually exist.

- Happy Birthday, Micah!
- The Roundup covers deaths, Woodstock, Glenn Beck, and Rupert Murdoch.
- Health Care Reform reins supreme on this week’s episode.
- A basic overview of how the current system works.
- MEDICARE IS GOVERNMENT RUN, BITCHES.
- An unbiased look at both sides of the argument.
- The Political Bitches are back to dispel the myths of the reform bill!
- We take your questions in regards to reform.
- WTF News covers Object Sexism, spontaneous idiocy, sexual harassment of Disney characters, and more!

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Also, we strongly encourage you to check out the bill for yourselves!

WTF News Links:
- Brazilian host commissions murders to boost ratings
- Control of the gene pool
- First gay marriage, now this!
- Man jailed for yawning
- Can I touch your Minnie?