Smart Mouths Podcast

Good evening mercenaries!

It’s time yet again for your weekly brainwashing! BIG thanks to the lovely Penny for editing this week!

- Donations announcement.
- Listener feedback includes a great deal from “Timmy”.
- Laura (grudgingly) lets Andrew host the roundup.
- Politics and World News covers Nigeria, taxes, and McCain, PLUS a new mini-segment!
- Pop culture covers Green Day, Alexis Cohen, and Michael Jackson.
- A very special Dr. Smart Mouths.
- WTF news covers Monopoly, bestiality, genital mutilation, and much more!
- Andrew’s “fanning” theory.
- Elysa and Greg will be doing an iChat video on Pop culture!

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WTF News links:
- Bitch better give me Park Place
- Dog ate my golf balls
- Make this horse go ‘neigh’
- Man wakes up to a steamy surprise
- Crazy bitch eats her own baby

As if we didn’t have enough ways for you to get in touch with us, you can now send parcel mail to the Smart Mouths P.O. Box!

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Good day hucksters!

Last night, Andrew, Matt, Elysa, Greg, and Micah hosted our second live streaming podcast in celebration of our 20th episode!

- Many thanks for your generous donations…signed album art to follow
- Roundup covers Governor Sanford, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, the DC Metro and more
- Politics and World News takes us to Honduras. We also talk energy bills, DOMA and North Korea
- Pop Cuture focuses on the loss of the King of Pop and the King of Infomercials
- We take your live calls on and let you put us on The Hot Seat, ask us who we’d Screw, Marry, Kill and even do a few Dr. Smart Mouths segments
- WTF News includes everything from stoned wallabies to urinating monkeys to boiling human heads becoming the next house-hold flu remedy.

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Good evening plenipotentiaries! It’s time for another Smart Mouths!

- Greg opens the show with a passport horror story.
- Announcements: Accepting donations, Bye Kevin!, new moderators, and much more!
- The Roundup covers Twitter, Iran, Bill Maher, and Pixar.
- In politics: Why veterans are contracting the HIV, an Iran update, and Sotomayor.
- In pop culture: Athletes getting away with murder and steroids.
- Dr. Smart Mouths covers everything from shy guys to reformed Jews!
- WTF News features Arby’s, sharks, and vag surgery.

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As you’ll hear in our show announcements, we’ve added a donation button to the upper right side of the page (above the album art) because we need help covering show costs to keep this baby runnin’. We are truly humbled by any amount you are able to give, and everyone who donates $10 or more will receive a copy of our album art, signed by each of the hosts!

WTF News links:
- Man sets fireworks off in Arby’s restroom
- Cows ditch Massachusetts
- Sharktels
- You may kiss the sow
- How many times can you lose your virginity?
- xxxThe Jonas Brothersxxx

Good afternoon layabouts!

You’ll all be pleased to know that this week’s episode is out a tad earlier than normal!

- One week later and Laura is still high as a kite.
- Speaking of being high, we revisit our weed discussion.
- The Round Up covers the past week’s hottest news stories.
- Andrew discovers a great benefit to regularly consuming iced coffees.
- Politics and World News looks at the insane Iranian presidential election.
- Pop Culture looks at entertainment stories we didn’t hit in the Round UP.
- Screw, Marry, Kill returns!
- Micah stars in WTF News.

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WTF News links:
- Mouse found in a loaf of bread
- Grandma got tasered by the police
- Fowl play?
- Beware the panty burglar
- ¡Ayyy la puta! ¿Dónde está mi brazo?

A very lovely evening to you all, fellow profligate podcast consumers! It’s that very special time of week again!

- We’re back after a vacation! Did you miss us?
- Emails address some of last week’s hot topics.
- The round up looks at two weeks worth of news. Justices, Jay Leno, Susan Boyle, Abortions, oh my!
- Politics tackles… finally.. California’s Proposition 8!
- Sorry but we’re going pretty liberal on this one.
- What’s the deal with gay marriage in America and what does the future hold?
- We kick off a new segment called Dr. Smart Mouths. Your relationship questions, answered!
- Summer Movie Review Series: UP!
- WTF News wraps up the show with Micah Tannenbaum.

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WTF News links:
- Feral Russian girl
- Swans the new WMD in Munich
- Remember this story on the 4th of July, gents
- When taking a school picture, wear your underwear
- Gotta catch ‘em all!

Good evening freebooters!

We hope this post finds you enjoying a relaxing Memorial Day weekend. As we announced on episode #15 last week, we’re taking this week off and thought we’d leave a reminder here so no one feels left out to dry! We know it sucks, but never fear – we’ll be back better than ever next week. Better yet, you can use whatever time you’d have previously set aside for listening to a new episode to participate at the Official Smart Mouths forum. Or you could wallow in sorrow at missing WTF News this week, but I think the former would probably be more fun and productive!

In other news, Mr. Sims just celebrated his 20th birthday yesterday (Saturday) so feel free to leave your birthday wishes here or at the forum!

Thanks for all of your support, and we’ll see you next week with an EXCLUSIVE surprise guest interview! (No, it’s not Jamie.)

Good evening miscreants!

It’s that most wonderful time of the week: no, not your weekly flogging – a new episode of Smart Mouths!

- Penny lays the smack down.
- Listener feedback tells us: we’re wrong, we shouldn’t care we’re wrong, and that there are people out there far more sick than we are.
- Pelosi, Obama, Gitmo, and car companies hog the roundup.
- We review Green Day’s new album, 21st Century Breakdown!
- Bill Maher makes Laura squee.
- In world news, Al-Shabab has seized Somali city Jowhar.
- Wasabi vs. Wahabi (Thanks, Greg!)
- Two Truths One Lie makes a comeback!
- WTF news exposes some new hot button moral issues, as well as the fact that Keith Olbermann listens to our show.

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WTF News links:
- Cover up your mannequin
- Beware the “Nicotine Ninja”!
- Park workers water Old Faithful
- Snakes giving fellatio
- Man hires prostitute for 14-year-old son

Good evening vagrants! It’s time for a new episode of Smart Mouths, and boy, is it a doozy of a show! First off, I’d like to thank those of you who were patient (and maybe not-so-patient) for this episode’s release. I am in the midst of finals, and unfortunately, society says that higher education takes precedence over podcasting. WTF?

- We have a new survey… find it on our website!
- Ninja Kungfu Gmail?
- The Round Up discusses this week’s hottest topics.
- Why’d FOX bail out of the latest Obama speech?
- Why the hell did the President’s aircraft fly very low across NYC?
- Politics/World News looks at a Supreme Court Justice stepping down and The Taliban.
- The Hot Seat returns with lots of naughty questions.
- We kick off a new Summer Movie Review Series. This week: Wolverine.
- WTF News: Goth Kitties, Shrek-themed weddings, and more.

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WTF News links:
- English couple has Shrek themed wedding
- Raped by apes?
- 8-year-old Saudi girl divorces 50-year-old husband
- Birth by Youtube
- Goth-o Kitty
- Bat dog kicked out for taking a piss

That’s right! Now, not only are you subject to our smart mouthing in a downloadable weekly audio format, we have now opened our own discussion forum. The difference? Now you can be part of the discussion! The best part? We’re announcing this forum a little earlier than intended, before the recording of episode 13 to give a special advantage to those of you who regularly visit our website!

Go forth and rant/rave/bitch/gossip/laugh at the Smart Mouths Forum today!