Smart Mouths Podcast

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It is hard to believe it has been one year since the dream of one Costa Rican Lolita took its first step towards becoming a reality. On February 10, 2009, Smart Mouths released its pilot episode completely uncertain of the successes, if any, it would enjoy. We’ve can’t even begin to tell you what it has meant to insult so many of you over the last 48 episodes. We hope to continue these efforts as we move forward.

None of this would be possible with out you, our listeners and for that we are so very thankful. Well, not really, but it’s in my contract to include at least one kind , semi-genuine statement per post.

One of the reasons we have enjoyed so much success is because of the celebrities that have chosen to appear from time to time on our show. We have been blessed by Jesus Christ to have such guests as Mickey Mouse and Elmo and to have had Allah’s light shined upon us when joined by President Barack Obama.

I would be remiss not to thank a few others. Our show would not be what it is today without those who have put in countless hours and effort: Captain Save-A-Ho, Ninio The Gay Elephant, Sarah Palin, Eric Cartman, Michael Jackson and Tom.

In all seriousness, thank you to all our listeners (unless you’re Canadian). We hope to be as informative and inappropriate in the coming year as we have been up to this point!

Sincerely,

The Coalition For Asian American Children and Families

Congrats to Krystal S. who has won our Smart Mouths T-Shirt Contest! Our poll closed late last night and her submission of Adam Lambert picked up 40% of the vote with Michelle Obama coming in a close second with 36% of the vote. Stephen Colbert and Michael Moore rounded out the top 4, respectively.

Thanks to the close to 1,000 of you who voted! You can check out the top 4 submissions right here! We will be posting all other submissions in the coming days.

Krystal, Christopher M. (Michelle Obama & Michael Moore) and Anthony W. (Stephen Colbert) please e-mail us your addresses (smartmouthspodcast@gmail.com) so we can send you your respective prizes!

All of the entries have been submitted and its time to vote on the top 4 finalists in our Smart Mouths t-shirt competition!  Just head on over to this page to view the top selections! Then vote in the poll on the right-hand side of the website. (It’s right under the About Us blurb).

First prize wins a Smart Mouths t-shirt and the runners-up will get signed album art. Voting will run through next Sunday, January 3.

Thanks to everyone who entered! We will be showcasing all of your work on the website in the coming weeks!

In the spirit of the holiday season, the Smart Mouths hosts are in a giving mood.  It doesn’t matter if you celebrate Chanukah, Kwanzaa or that commercial holiday where you put up a tree with lights and wait for a fat man who is flown around by reindeer to come down your chimney and steal your milk and cookies.  We don’t judge.  In fact, all you need is some creativity and we know our listeners have that (unless of course you are Canadian, in which case you are immediately disqualified from entry).

We’re running a contest to give away one (1) t-shirt to a very lucky listener.  So you must be asking yourself, how can I have such blessed luck and good fortune bestowed upon myself?  Simple: we want you to come up with the most creative image you can that includes the Smart Mouths t-shirt.  For inspiration, please see the photo to the right depicting America’s first-elected black President and (more importantly) frequent Smart Mouths contributor Barack Obama.  You may use Photoshop, pen and paper, even blood (though highly discouraged, unless Canadian).

The deadline for entry is Sunday, December 20 at 11:59 p.m. PST.  Please submit all entries as attached .jpg files with the following dimensions (350×400) to smartmouthspodcast@gmail.com.  The contest is open to ALL of our listeners around the world. See Canadians, we really do love you!  Participants may enter as many times as is humanly possible to press the “Send” button.

The hosts will choose the top 3 entries and let you vote on who you think should get the grand prize.  We’ll award the runners up some signed album art.  All the entries will be featured on our site in the weeks following the end of the contest.

Let the inappropriateness begin!

In an attempt to help the State of California end its financial woes, the Smart Mouths crew will be headed out to San Francisco next week. This may have you wondering…what about Episode 23? Well, we’re not entirely sure. We’ve had a few ideas floating around, and there is a strong possibility we will put something cool together during our time there. As far as it being an actual episode… Let’s just pretend we’re on re-runs for next week and we’ll have a brand-spanking new episode for you recorded on July 26.

In addition, while we’re out there we’ll be signing some pretty sweet album art. Thanks once again to everyone who has donated!

More of all of this on Episode 22.

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Laura and Andrew are kicked to the curb as Elysa, Greg, Matt, Penny and I bring you this week’s installment of Smart Mouths. We’re here for another entertaining, enlightening, side-splitting show with special appearances by Mickey Mouse and Chuck Norris (see show title).

- Happy Birthday Kevin (even though he isn’t here).
- Mickey scares Elysa while Greg enlightens everyone on President Chuck Norris.
- The Roundup covers Iran, CNN, Texas seceding, serial killer truck drivers and more.
- We discuss Susan Boyle’s stunning performance on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ and MTV’s new programming.
- Politics and World News includes North Korea’s recent threats and the U.N. racism conference.
- Matt and Penny debut a new segment and put the other hosts in “The Hot Seat”.
- WTF News has a 13-year-old robbing a bank, a dog taped to a fridge, and a man peeing on a woman in-flight.

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WTF Newslinks:

- Texas mom harvests dead son’s sperm
- Dumbass and disgusting Domino’s employees
- German prostitution suffering from tough economic times
- Man urinates on woman during flight
- Woman tapes dog to fridge
- 13-year-old boy robs bank