Smart Mouths Podcast

Dude. I’m getting tired of writing something witty (or pretending to write something witty when you and I both know it’s not witty at all) in the paragraphs before the show summaries. I’m gonna take a stand and not write anything else in this paragraph and if anyone has an issue with it too bad. Kay? KAY?

In this week’s show:
-T-shirt update (don’t get excited)
-Announcement about July
-Rahm Emanuel- he really didn’t make news but we discussed him anyway.
-Faisal Shahzad (dubbed fo’ shizzle by Micah) pled guilty for the attempted Times Square bombing.
-True Blood returned.
-Our Summer Movie Blockbuster series has returned and we review Toy Story 3 and Karate Kid….and….Matt gives us a review of Eclipse!
-Speaking of Eclipse…we want Micah to see it…on a date…hmm.
-Backwash covers Lady GaGa (and Micah throws a fit) and Soccer (and Greg throws a fit).
-Dr. Smart Mouths returns!
-WTF News covers whales, feces, and cocaine soup packets

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We’re still here. You can’t get rid of us THAT easily. Geez Here’s another gigantimous (listen tot he show for an explanation) episode of Smart Mouths. Join Elysa, Greg, Matt, Micah and Penny for this wonderful piece of journalistic excelle. Erm, good st. Forget that, Journalistic crap.

In this show:
-Greg, Elysa, and Penny recount their White House visit. Elysa is still having a hard time breathing.
-World Cup is ONNN!
-Palin’s new assets?
-Obama and his emotions…which leads to one of the most epic Political Bitch rants EVER.
-Gaga for Alejandro video? Not so much.
-Google that shiiiizzzz is back.
-Backwashes are pretty tame.

UPDATE: Yes, we are (now) aware about the weird voice issues at the end of the show. Nobody else has to tweet, comment, write, call or text us.

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Which podcasts can knowledgeably (or not so knowledgeably) debate the voices of Kermit the Frog versus Fozzy Bear, which McDonald’s character is gay, Middle East politics, and baseball all in one show? Seriously, not many. Luckily we’re a bunch of idiots who have a lot to say on a variety of topics…and you get to listen. Join Andrew, Greg, Matt, Micah and Penny for the latest episode of your favorite trainwreck of a podcast, Smart Mouths!

In this episode:
-RIP, Rue McLanahan
-Perfect baseball game ruined by an ump. Boo!
-Middle East expository
-Sinkhole in Guatamala
-Formspring Fun Segment!
-One long backwash…but such a nice one
-WTF news is back!

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Apparently the death threats have been starting to come in…we’ve been warned that if we don’t release an episode soon our lives will be cut short. Chill out, peeps, we’ve got one for you! It’s a short(er) episode, but no less exciting.
In this episode:
-Andrew’s Birthday…and the story of the stripper…and Andrew’s Eulogy.
-We play an awesome listener created song!
-RIP Gary Coleman…another child star gone to soon:(
-Elena Kagan- her nomination may bring about an interesting trend on the Supreme Court
-BP oil spill: Environmental Catastrophe: Ya think?
-TV Finales Galore
-Don’t Ask Don’t Tell on its way to being repealed and Elysa fangirls the president a little
-Backwash: John Green, our horrid pronunciations, and a special follow up to an email from a long time ago.

Thanks for listening, See ya in June!!

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In honor of episode 60 we had our first LIVE show in a long time! Thanks to Andrew, Greg, Matt, Micah and Penny for this great streaming episode!

-We try (again) to discuss the UK election results….and fail miserably.
-Texting during Sex? 1/10 think its ok.
-Virtual Pitcher gets $1M for a perfect game
-Boycotting Arizona….maybe it’s time to boycott MORE states.
-Net Neutrality- Andrew and Greg discuss…everyone else tries not to drool while they’re sleeping.
-Backwash is Gleeful again…OY.
-Google that Shiz…..with a few twists.
-Listener Calls!

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Hey All! We made a last minute decision to have a LIVE SHOW for our 60th Episode. The show will be held tonight (Thursday, May 6) at 10 PM EST.

NOTE 1: Enjoy this useful Time Zone Converter to help figure out when the show will air in your neck of the woods.

NOTE 2: If you’re in the UK, you will BE UP ANYWAY since you will want to find out the results of your important election that was held today.

UPDATE: You will be able to listen to the show at this link: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/smart-mouths-live%21

We had a great time recording the show this week and we’re sure you’ll have a great time listening. Join Andrew, Elysa, Micah and Penny for a supremely excellent rendition of the Smart Mouths Podcast.

In this episode:
-Announcements cover a John Green, Laura T, and the announcement that the FINAL DATE TO ORDER SMART MOUTHS T-SHIRTS IS MAY 21, 2010
-Sandra Bullock in the news again: she got herself a cute little baby…and we didn’t even know!
-New York Times Square bomb scare!
-Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico
-Apple gossip
-The 2010 Time 100 List
-Screw, Marry, Kill returns and its a themed week!
-Backwash gets heated. We’re not gonna lie. Topic of argument: GLEE. Even Matt makes an appearance and he isn’t even on the show
-WTF News covers bees, eels, pigs, dogs, and grandmas.

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-Announcements about Facebook fanning, t-shirts, @realjohngreen and Audible
– Matt breaks the show down into domestic vs. international
- Sandra Bullock’s husband’s mistress, the SEC and PORN, Ben “sex-offender” Roethlisberger…
- …Immigration Law, Finance Reform, Hitler and Boob Protests
- Plus, what’s France’s deal with Muslim women’s attire and how one girl stung by a deadly jellyfish survived the encounter
- We debut a new segment: Drunk or Kid
- Backwash covers stranded volcano people and NASA funding (Elysa gets a hard-on)
- WTF News: iPad thieves, cookbook misprints, hidden TNT barrels and penile Indonesian military bans

While youtube still has it up, enjoy our Hitler Video.

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Well what do you know? We came back for another week. How could we not? We have a free platform to spew our ridiculous opinions here. Join Andrew, Elysa, Micah and Penny for a ginormous episode of Smart Mouths.
In this week’s show:
-Andrew plays us a piece of music that brings tears to our eyes. Literally.
-Elysa makes a sentimental speech
-Virginia writes some revisionist history
-Volcanic ash caused UK flight bans. This in turn causes Andrew and Elysa to fight with Penny about the ramifications.
-The UK general elections are coming up in May. We play an important game to educate ourselves and all of you about that country and its Parliament.
-NBC doing poorly. This time not because of the Leno/Conan debacle but the Winter Olympics.
-25 years till NASA goes to Mars? Elysa (our resident NASA fangirl) is ecstatic!
-Dr. Smart Mouths makes its return and tackles graduations, home schooling and the prom.
-Backwashes address iPods in class and Team LoCo.
-WTF news. Two Words: Killer Boobs (and not the good kind.)

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Hey Hey! Back to a large panel this week for Smart Mouths. You know it was QUITE the episode when we had to delete offensive material within the first five minutes of recording! Join Andrew, Greg, Matt, Micah and Penny for this truly wonderful podcast this week.

In this episode:
-29 West Virginian coal miners were killed when their mine exploded.
-Constance McMillon was sent to a fake prom. There are some pretty horrible people in the world.
-The Polish President and his entourage were killed in a plane crash
-Justice John Paul Stevens is stepping down from the US Supreme Court. Sadly, Elysa hasn’t gone to law school yet to replace him. Matt has a good idea though.
-Weekly sports recap
-Conan is moving to TBS…hear our thoughts.
-We pretty much crucified the Catholic Church (pun intended). Sorry, but we were cruel.
-Matt is back, therefore Google that SHIZZZZ is too.
-Backwashes were short and sweet
-WTF news was severely effed up and Greg was honored to have his home town make the cut.

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