Happy Birthday G-Squared!
by Elysa on Feb.07, 2010, under Announcements
Gregory the Great: Technerd. Drunkard. Jew extraordinaire. He has taught us the Philosophy of Chuck Norris, the value of liquoring up before making thinly-disguised lewd phone calls, and how best to succinctly and effectively offend every country that ever was. In the School of Awesome, he is our Jedi Master.
And today he is another year older, another year wiser, perhaps another year closer to realizing we’re all just using him for his sex. Sad.
Thank you, Greg, for supporting our crazy, for making us laugh, for being the closest thing to a sane person we have on this unholy show— which is, granted, much like being the smartest kid on the short bus, but nevertheless we couldn’t do this without you, and Allah help us if we’re ever forced to try.
Happy birthday, dear! We love you!






February 7th, 2010 on 12:46 PM
happy birthday!!
February 7th, 2010 on 1:21 PM
From one 30 somthing to another, Happy Birthday! Although, at our age, we usually prefer to ignore the passage of another year, am I right? Cheers Greg!
February 7th, 2010 on 1:26 PM
hey greg
LOVE YA HAVE A GREAT BDAY!!!!!!!
February 7th, 2010 on 1:52 PM
Happy birthday Greg you awesome silly man.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
February 7th, 2010 on 3:00 PM
Greg, have an amazing b-day! You’re my favorite host… but don’t tell anyone!
February 7th, 2010 on 4:09 PM
Happy BDay! Make it memorable! I was just thinking of you last night. I got a new Droid Eris phone and it has a Chuck Norris App. Trust me, I am older, you are still young!
February 8th, 2010 on 2:23 AM
lol, Happy Birthday Greg, love ya!
February 8th, 2010 on 9:39 AM
Happy birthday Greg, despite your somewhat offensive attitude toward we Canadians, I still love to hear you on the show. I’m dreading the moment you discover French-Canada (which I am from), because unfortunatly it has a good number of qualities that you would probably love to make fun of.
Hope you had a good birthday,
Allie
February 8th, 2010 on 3:32 PM
Happy Birthday Greg, I absolutely love your hysterical comments on the show, and you’re one of my top 2 hosts
And though these wonderful comments may make your head swelll, remember – The Greg’s head does not swell, the world merely shrinks(:
Continue having a Chuck-Norris-esque existence, and the world will be a much better place(:& Yes. You were in a gifted&talented class, so you’re always right, especially when insulting every country in the world(:
Sincerely,
Manhattan♥
February 8th, 2010 on 6:50 PM
HAPPY B-DAY GREG…..YOU ROCK, I <3 HOW YOU, PENNY AND MICAH BRING "JEW-NESS" TO THE SHOW….yeah happy b-day hope it was wonderful!
~Julie, an awesome Canadian (don't poke fun) Jew….wheet, represent!
February 8th, 2010 on 7:33 PM
Happy Happy Birthday you funny man !!!
February 8th, 2010 on 7:34 PM
P.S.
We really don’t mind if you insult our country.
Much love Greg from the Philippines.
February 9th, 2010 on 5:41 AM
Happy Birthday Greg. I know I am late in commenting so I hope you had a great day.
February 9th, 2010 on 11:02 AM
Greg is…tehre are no words xD amazing, funny, briliant, witty, jewish
have a good one!
February 9th, 2010 on 1:32 PM
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 9th, 2010 on 4:32 PM
BOOO! Did I scare you?
February 9th, 2010 on 9:54 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREG!!!
February 10th, 2010 on 1:31 PM
Happy Birthday Greg!!!! You are my favorite host! =)
February 10th, 2010 on 3:19 PM
Hey, Happy (late) B-day! Just wondering, but when is the next hpprogs episode coming out? it’ been a litte while…
Seeya,
Bella
February 10th, 2010 on 4:15 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMART MOUTHS!!!!
FEB 10 2010!
YOU’VE MADE IT A WHOLE YEAR!!!!
& MANYMORE(: