Happy Birthday Micah!
by Laura on Aug.17, 2010, under Uncategorized
Today, we celebrate the birth of the legendary anchorman, Micah Tannenbaum. Born in the year of our lord, (19XX) Micah has always been an invaluable member of our podcasting team. From our days of dabbling in satanic witchcraft to these current days of dabbling in being assholes, he has always been there to tell it like it is and “give it to us”.
Unfortunately for poor Micah, he is oftentimes subjected to the poor manners and vulgar exploits of his fellow co-hosts. He has been kind enough all these years to shake his head rather than giving us all the “FUCK YOU” we so richly deserve.
On behalf of Smart Mouths, I would like to wish Mr. Tannenbaum a HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! I’m sure our listeners agree when I say this show would not be the same without the tales of Darwin award winners, genitalia and the occasional farm animal getting caught up with the wrong crowd.
Now, bitches, leave your appreciation in the comments below.





August 17th, 2010 on 10:58 AM
Happy birthday, Micah! By far, my favorite host!
August 17th, 2010 on 11:00 AM
Happy freakin’ birthday, Micah! Have a great day.
August 17th, 2010 on 11:05 AM
Happy birthday
August 17th, 2010 on 11:43 AM
Happy (Insert preferred age here) Birthday Micah!
Have a an awesome day!
August 17th, 2010 on 11:48 AM
Happy Birthday Micah!! Have fun with the kids!! Not too much fun, that is still illegal.
August 17th, 2010 on 11:51 AM
Happy Birthday Micah! May you have a wonderful day.
August 17th, 2010 on 12:02 PM
18 again right Micah? I’ve been a fan for years! Hope it’s a great day.
August 17th, 2010 on 12:08 PM
Happy Birthday Micah! Today is my brother’s birthday as well, if you can wish him a Happy Birthday when you record the show it would be great, his name is Brandon & he’s turning 12
August 17th, 2010 on 12:24 PM
HAPPY BDAY!!!! I love your sexy voice and you are the best harry potter AND real world news anchor! I would say something sarcastic here….but i’m going to be sappy instead. The show would not be the same without you Micha- have a happy birthday
August 17th, 2010 on 12:44 PM
Happy Birthday Mr. Sexy Voice!! <3
August 17th, 2010 on 12:48 PM
Happy birthday Micah! keep the awesome going!
August 17th, 2010 on 1:35 PM
Happy birthday, Micah! You’re one sexy beast.
August 17th, 2010 on 1:47 PM
Happy Birthday Micah! We all love and the podcasts wouldn’t be the same without you! :]
August 17th, 2010 on 3:15 PM
Ohhh Micah..how many times have i had an orgasm at your sexy voice.. Happy Birthday!!!:D
August 17th, 2010 on 3:31 PM
Happy Birthday Micah, you are amazing!
August 17th, 2010 on 3:43 PM
Happy Birthday Micah! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
August 17th, 2010 on 5:16 PM
Happy birthday Micah! Hope you get Michelle Obama and everyhthing else you wished for!
August 17th, 2010 on 6:08 PM
생일 축하 센 Micah !
August 17th, 2010 on 6:25 PM
happy birthday to the best host, with the sexiest voice!!! <3 <3
August 17th, 2010 on 6:39 PM
Happy birthday, micah!! I hope it was fabulous.
August 17th, 2010 on 6:42 PM
생일 축하 Micah ^^
August 17th, 2010 on 7:08 PM
Happy birthday! Smart mouths wouldn’t be the same without you.
August 17th, 2010 on 7:09 PM
Congratulations Micah!!!
You’re freaking awesome!
August 17th, 2010 on 9:12 PM
feliz cumpleaños Micah!!eres el mejor!!
August 17th, 2010 on 10:55 PM
if voices could fuck people i’d want micha’s to do me. i swear i fan myself every time he talks. happy birthday.
August 17th, 2010 on 11:16 PM
Happy birthday Micah
Smart mouths wouldn’t be the same without you. You’re wonderful!
August 17th, 2010 on 11:22 PM
Happy freakin birthday Micah!!
Have a good one!!
August 18th, 2010 on 12:02 AM
I wish that I could come up with a birthday message as good as Monique’s ^see above^, but I don’t think that’s possible. But anyways, HAPPY B-DAY!!!
August 18th, 2010 on 2:11 AM
Happy birthday Micah! I hope you had a fabulous day.
x
August 18th, 2010 on 9:00 AM
Happy Birthday to my favorite host!! Hope you have a great day and do something illegal to tell us about!
August 18th, 2010 on 11:03 AM
Happy Birthday Micah, lots of love! xoxo Micah is my favorite.
August 18th, 2010 on 11:27 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAYY MICAH TANNNN!
August 18th, 2010 on 2:21 PM
To put it into the words of Confucius, Happy freaking birthday homedawg!
August 18th, 2010 on 5:06 PM
Happy Birthday Micah! Now. Go make the kids pleasure you.
August 19th, 2010 on 6:46 AM
Happy birthday micah! You will always be my favorite!
September 13th, 2010 on 12:11 PM
give it to me micah?
If your ever in england that is.