Smart Mouths #12: Here, Piggy Piggy
by Andrew on Apr.27, 2009, under Episodes
Got a pig? Ate some pork? Like rolling in the mud at the farm? This episode is for you! The Swine Flu has surpassed worries about the economy in America and we’re here to calm people down. Also in this episode:
- Listener feedback on MTV programming and Israel.
- Roundup tackles the UN Racism Conference, Miss California, the Fannie Mae CFO, Jay Leno and more.
- Politics and World News includes the recent swine flu and Russia’s election problems.
- Matt pays tribute to Bea Arthur in our Pop Culture section.
- Quiz taking returns as the hosts face the gay-o-meter.
- Want to take the quiz for yourself? Click here!
- User-submitted WTF News covers speeding goats, glowing puppies, and a lot of weird sex stories.
- Plus, another cartoon character joins our show this week.
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WTF Newslinks:
- Weirdest lawsuit ever?
- Goat arrested for speeding.
- Woman’s bra underwire deflects bullet.
- Colorado DMV denies woman vegan license plate ILVTOFU.
- Poor Mom, or Poor Kids?
- South Koreans create glowing puppy.
- Gotcha! Don’t screw in a dumpster.
- Don’t bite your own “junk”.
- Woman cited/fined after neighbors reported loud sex 25 times.
- Man unearths cannonball while digging in garden.





April 27th, 2009 on 3:55 PM
first
great!
April 27th, 2009 on 4:52 PM
Great episode as always!
Andrew — I’m an observant Jew, and you can totally “knock out” New Moon in one Shabbat. Two Saturdays ago I read the whole thing out loud to my mom. I’m really looking forward to your vlog!! I also recommend the relaxing and the eating. Good luck!
April 27th, 2009 on 5:05 PM
Yay! im the first comment. great show guys. is matt gay?
April 27th, 2009 on 5:12 PM
Yay! I’m going to listen now!
April 27th, 2009 on 5:13 PM
Goats? i hope Micah was on this show! You know how much he likes goats.
April 27th, 2009 on 5:56 PM
Gay quiz link please
sounds cute.
April 27th, 2009 on 7:23 PM
CHRISTIAN IS 23% GAY!
Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
April 27th, 2009 on 7:51 PM
Ha- 43% !!!
Woohoo!
April 27th, 2009 on 8:12 PM
Once again, great show guys!
What a good number!
I was glad to have both Andrew and Laura back on the show this week (not that I didn’t like the show from last week!)
So, I took that quiz and I got 43%..same a Laura
Also, as much as I love South Park, Mickey Mouse definitly wins when it comes to characters on the show. Matt, that impression is absolutly priceless! I love it!
Anyways, great show, great segments (especially WTF news). Look forward to next weeks show!
-McKina
April 27th, 2009 on 9:56 PM
Yay!! I’m so excited! I can’t wait to listen!!!
April 27th, 2009 on 9:57 PM
According to the quiz…I’m 40% gay. I guess that’s a good thing?
April 28th, 2009 on 2:48 AM
28% gay…
April 28th, 2009 on 3:42 AM
I got 56% gay… wowzers. Love the show guys – I didn’t realize Matt’s score would be so high! I mean, I presumed it would be the highest, but I didn’t realize exactly how much…
Guys, again, plugging – but we’ve got 7 users on the forum now. I think it’d be fun to establish more of a SM community: http://smforum.ipbfree.com/
I look forward to hearing Kevin and Elysa’s scores, and I loved this week WTF News, they were definitely interesting… especially the one about the loud sex. Reminded me of this: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/loud_sex.png
As for Swine Flu: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/swine_flu.png
April 28th, 2009 on 4:39 AM
Hey awesome podcasters!
Just found out about this website, thought it might interest you. It was made by Natalie Portman and others and is I guess a sort of imdb made by filmmakers. http://makingof.com/ I think its at the formative stages but once it gets going I’m sure a LOT of people are going to be using it.
Keep up the awesome work! Loving you all from Australia,
Josie
April 28th, 2009 on 9:54 AM
Great show… I think you missed the point a little when talking about Blagojevic and the “reality” TV show in the roundup, and recommend Leonard Pitts’ article on the topic (actually, I recommend always reading his articles if you don’t already) http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/opinion/2009117899_opina26pitts.html. I think he gets at a more important element of this story and I’d love to hear your thoughts. Keep up the excellent work.
April 28th, 2009 on 12:14 PM
While watching the Daily Show (Monday, 4/27) I saw what Laura was talking about. Reporter Elaine Quijano had asked if the SWINE FLU was BIOTERROISM at the CDC press conference. After the CDC guy said that “nothing in our work would suggest anything but a naturally occuring event.” She then went on to ask again, asking if they had ruled out Bioterrorism. Ridiculous.
April 28th, 2009 on 12:16 PM
yayy it’s downloading now! I can’t wait!!! Screw revision. It’s educational =]
April 28th, 2009 on 2:05 PM
I got 50% gay. Great show guys.
April 28th, 2009 on 11:14 PM
Hey Smart Mouths. I loved the show this week, especially the “Gay-o-meter” segment, as I think quizzes are a great way to get us listeners involved (I’m 23% gay, by the way).
Since somebody asked during this week’s discussion, I thought I’d offer my help in pronouncing the name of Iran’s President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. During my senior year of high school, my Contemporay Social Science teacher made the whole class repeat it until we got it right (I know, you’d think he’d have more crucial things to worry about). Anyway, “Mahmoud” is said like “Mahk-mahd.” The k sound is rather soft and the two syllables are pronounced in a staccato manner, as if you are choking (if that makes any sense). The surname “Ahmadinejad,” on the other hand, is “Ah-muh-din-eh-zhad.”
Personally, I don’t think it matters how you said the name, but I thought I’d offer my help nonetheless. Keep up the awesome work and I look forward to next week’s show.
April 29th, 2009 on 2:24 AM
Its ok Matt, I’m gayer than you are. I got 73%.
April 29th, 2009 on 11:18 AM
Thanks for the advice on the pronunciation. I know my AP Comparative Gov teacher pronounced it similarly to yours. Andrew’s pronunciation was fairly annoying. (Sorry!)
Just thought I’d send this everyone’s way.
http://dotearth.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/04/27/obamas-call-to-create-not-just-consume/
It’s President Obama’s address to the National Academy of Sciences. He speaks on the future of science and his proposed plans. This may clear up some of his stimulus plan. I remember in a previous episode where I believe Laura? said she didn’t understand why money was going to NASA.
As a future Math Teacher this was very refreshing to hear. Especially the part about the need for teachers with Math degrees (I’m a math major with a teaching option).
April 29th, 2009 on 12:22 PM
great show as always.
just so you know Vancouver is considered the Amsterdam of North America if you know what I mean. So if you’re against those controlled substances, Vancouver isn’t the best place for the Olympics
April 29th, 2009 on 1:33 PM
I’m only 33% gay, i knew not owning a pair of leather trousers would let me down at some point in life!
April 30th, 2009 on 11:32 AM
Hey Penny, are you going to let Andrew cook on the day he’s going to go without computers?
April 30th, 2009 on 1:57 PM
Lena- I had thought about restricting him in that area but truthfully I don’t really care. I don’t think it will bother him either way to cook or not to cook. If I knew he was a world class chef who would be pained not to cook for 25 hours, I might have said no cooking….but seeing as how that isn’t the case, I didn’t.
Thanks!
April 30th, 2009 on 6:36 PM
I think this qualifies for WTF news. LOL
http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20090430/ML.Saudi.Child.Marriage/
An 8 year old Saudi girl divorces her 50 year old husband.
April 30th, 2009 on 6:59 PM
Hey Guys! Great show, as always!!
I did the gay quiz!! Apparently, I’m 50% gay!!!
Now… back to work!!! =oD xXxXx
May 1st, 2009 on 10:01 AM
Fantastic show, as always, gys!!!
33% gay, sounds about right. Apparently I’m ‘too straight’ haha!!
May 1st, 2009 on 1:27 PM
30% gay! Same as Micha!
May 2nd, 2009 on 2:12 AM
Hey guys, I found some WTF news articles…
(By the way I am apparently 53% gay!)
Man stabbed for farting…
http://retardnews.com/2009/04/09/man-stabbed-for-farting/
Teacher sends a 5 year old boy home with a bag of poo…
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/43405212.html
Watchmen causes man to commit suicide…
http://retardnews.com/2009/04/07/man-driven-to-suicide-during-watchmen-movie/
May 2nd, 2009 on 12:14 PM
i was 46% gay! oh , i think someone should randomly say “i lost the game” on the show. that would be hilarious
May 3rd, 2009 on 12:29 AM
Hey guys,
I just want to have a say concerning the Swine Flu. I don’t think its a bad thing that the media is blowing things out of proportion. I think that with a heightened awareness of this outbreak (thanks to the media) it will help to stop the spread of the disease and to inform people on how to prevent themselves contracting it.
I don’t think that the Swine Flu is a reason to panic, but I do think that we should all be concerned.
Thanks, and I love your show. Keep up the good work.
May 4th, 2009 on 4:03 PM
20% gay? hmm…episode 13 please?
May 4th, 2009 on 4:03 PM
20% gay? hmm…episode 13 please?
May 4th, 2009 on 5:15 PM
Aw, Laura you recommended Juanes! That’s very awesome of you because he is most definitely a great singer! =]
May 8th, 2009 on 5:51 PM
Just wanted to comment on the Weirdest Lawsuit Ever story (which was very funny, by the way.) The woman’s name “Trout” sounds kind of funny to us but is actually the shortened form of a common German women’s name, Ermtrout. I only happen to know that because I am half German, and it is my aunt’s first name.
February 16th, 2010 on 12:54 PM
76% lesbian… just as I thought…
(not that there’s anything wrong with that)