Smart Mouths #64: How Can I Get Rid Of The Stains?
by Penny on Jun.15, 2010, under Episodes
We’re still here. You can’t get rid of us THAT easily. Geez
Here’s another gigantimous (listen tot he show for an explanation) episode of Smart Mouths. Join Elysa, Greg, Matt, Micah and Penny for this wonderful piece of journalistic excelle. Erm, good st. Forget that, Journalistic crap.
In this show:
-Greg, Elysa, and Penny recount their White House visit. Elysa is still having a hard time breathing.
-World Cup is ONNN!
-Palin’s new assets?
-Obama and his emotions…which leads to one of the most epic Political Bitch rants EVER.
-Gaga for Alejandro video? Not so much.
-Google that shiiiizzzz is back.
-Backwashes are pretty tame.
UPDATE: Yes, we are (now) aware about the weird voice issues at the end of the show. Nobody else has to tweet, comment, write, call or text us.
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June 15th, 2010 on 9:43 PM
My First thought after seeing the Alejandro video was “I need to go to church”. and Honestly I cannot remember the last time i set foot in one……..
June 15th, 2010 on 9:43 PM
Dude, Elysa is officially my hero for that rant. She has to be the most bitchin’ political bitch on this blue little planet!
June 16th, 2010 on 12:00 AM
I freaking love this episode! Particularly Elysa’s rant and Matt talking about Lady Gaga “taking a shit on the toilet.” Bahaha!
June 16th, 2010 on 6:12 AM
Elysa For President! Elysa For President! Elysa For President!
June 16th, 2010 on 10:49 AM
Any reason why everyone’s voices got really deep at the end?
June 16th, 2010 on 12:06 PM
This has to be one of the most halarious episodes ever! Elysa’s political bitch rant was epic ! Did anybody else notice everybody’s voice getting really deep towards the end? Overall a great episode !
June 16th, 2010 on 2:48 PM
whoa, suddenly slowed down and got deeper at the end there. other than that, great episode! Elysa’s rant was the best thing ever!
June 16th, 2010 on 10:15 PM
I have to say Elysa’s rant was so amazing I knew what a small portion of the population the US was but I never imagined the amount of oil that we use sheesh, lets just all move to Canada or England shall we?
June 16th, 2010 on 10:18 PM
Yeah, good episode, but the deep voices thing was weird. It reminds me of when I used to listen to mugglecast on my broken computer and you all sounded like squeaky little mice.
June 17th, 2010 on 7:15 AM
Yeah, I noticed the voices to, it got really annoying…Anyway, I just wanted to say that since Laura has passed away,(I have no hope left) That I have officially turned team Elysa, due to her amazing rant. Congratualations. (and I loved the Lady Gaga video, even if it was completely random.)
June 17th, 2010 on 8:45 AM
Great episode guys! Loved Elysa’s rant, particularly beccause its so true. I just want to transcribe it for myself and let other people read it–think thats what
I swear its moments like her rant that give me hope for America because the way things are looking now…sigh.
Anyway thanks for the great effort and I really hope that you guys bring back the political bitches segment sometime soon (maybe when Laura comes back…if she ever comes back.
June 17th, 2010 on 9:26 AM
laura passed away!!! like died???? Oh god!
June 17th, 2010 on 10:20 AM
“Since Laura has passed away…”
LMFAO.
June 17th, 2010 on 10:25 AM
I felt that Elysa’s rant needed a little background music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3OBoPA99dQ
June 17th, 2010 on 10:37 AM
Dear Andrew ( or whoever does the technicality stuff),
My friends and I are starting a podcast inspired by you wonderful and talented ( shall I say hilarious) people. We are using audacity to record it and we want to upload our podcasts at our blog in blogspot.com but we dont know how. Since you guys seem to be the experts can you answer this question at your next podcast. How do we upload our podcast to our blog? Thank you so much for just being full of beastlesness adn please answer this.
Sincerely,
Naomi & friends
P.S. WE LOVE YOU MATT AND LAURA!!!
June 17th, 2010 on 1:08 PM
I thought the ending was great. It sounded like everyone was all hopped up on cold meds.
June 18th, 2010 on 3:52 PM
Everyone was sounding all deep like Micah! And Micah was sounding like he was getting his “darth vader” on.
June 18th, 2010 on 4:28 PM
Great episode except for the world cup decision, that was painful to listen to. You Americans really don’t get it but that’s okay of you actually started taking interest we’d have even more competition. Love the show.
June 18th, 2010 on 4:29 PM
I meant world cup discussion not decision sorry.
June 19th, 2010 on 12:23 AM
yes, bp is a British company but is co owned by the Americans, you can’t solely blame the British! and almost all the employes on that rig were Americans! and yes I am British. I love the show I’m just sick of this hole bp thing. with love from 15 year old freya mollie.
June 19th, 2010 on 12:30 AM
omg. I love you elisa your rant was amazing. x
June 19th, 2010 on 7:27 PM
ahhhhh Elysa!!!
you are amazing!!!!
June 20th, 2010 on 6:11 PM
One “great” George W. Bush quote is, “The best thing about books is that sometimes there are good pictures.”
June 21st, 2010 on 12:40 PM
This episode isn’t showing up in my Itunes feed.. is there a reason for this? How do i fix it.. i’ve tried “refreshing” My feed every day since the episode came out, and i tried to get it through the itunes store but that too doesn’t have it.
frustrated>.<
June 28th, 2010 on 2:24 PM
Silly Matt, a round and shapely ass is not the same thing as a fat ass.