Smart Mouths #69: YAY GAY (Laura rolled)
by Andrew on Aug.19, 2010, under Episodes
Andrew here. I don’t appear in this episode, but I just HAD to have a hand in its release because it is Episode **69**. The funniest two digit number in the whole wide world. Below are some shownotes provided by expert 69-er Laura Thompson:
- It’s a double rainbow this week with Prop 8 and Elton John!
- Laura and Elysa announce their marriage, and you’re invited!
- Dr. Laura gives us the most material to work with since Mel Gibson.
- Greg shares some info on ‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’.
- We deal with bitching over going fortnightly.
- Listener Brittany sheds some light on religious extremism.
- Fun segment: Kid or Drunk?….
- …it includes both inflatable and vibrating objects.
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August 19th, 2010 on 11:30 AM
Don’t stop smartmouths. I love the podcast. Fornightly is ok as long as you dont quit. I love you guys.
August 19th, 2010 on 11:30 AM
AMAZING EPISODE GUYS!
August 19th, 2010 on 1:42 PM
School is about to start, so I have a feeling I’ll be listening to this ep over and over so that the school work doesn’t kill me. I love you guys!! (and girls, of course)
August 19th, 2010 on 1:52 PM
Oh you guys.
Keep on being, er, yourselves.
August 19th, 2010 on 8:02 PM
For all of you guys that are bitchin and moaning about the fortnightly thing..
While waiting for your smart mouthy goodness check out Spill.com, they do movie reviews and podcasts, very liberal attitude much like smart mouths.
check them out!
August 20th, 2010 on 5:35 AM
I laughed so hard on the “Laura rolled” thing!
August 20th, 2010 on 9:15 AM
After this, I think I’m going to start rolling on the floor, screaming, “mommy can I have this?” in a British accent.
August 20th, 2010 on 11:46 PM
I was listening to the end of this episode while in class at school and was in silent fits of laughter with the people sitting around me watching me with odd expressions on their faces
Really awesome episode!
August 21st, 2010 on 12:37 AM
Noo! Never quit smart mouths! It’s the best podcast you guys have ever done. Now when I listen to Mugglecast (the podcast that introduced me to SM) I feel disappointed that it’s not smart mouths…
So yeah, I don’t care if you guys have to go fortweekly, just don’t stop. Without Smart Mouths, where would we all go to fulfill our constant s&m needs? Hahaha, I’m sure I’m the first person to ever use that joke, and it doesn’t get old fast at all! I’m kind of surprised you guys don’t poke fun at your show’s dirty initials more often actually… I think I’ve only heard Andrew talk about it very briefly in a really old episode.
So, to sum it all up, yes. I would like butter on my mashed potatoes, please.
August 21st, 2010 on 12:39 PM
I was laughing my ass off while listening to the drunk or kid stories. I would love to know which Harry Potter star Greg called, haha.
I don’t have a problem with guys going fortnightly so long as you don’t stop.
August 22nd, 2010 on 3:03 AM
You guys should keep the episodes like this. Haha! was laughing my ass of with Laura rolling and Elisa’s british accent.
August 22nd, 2010 on 10:11 AM
this is why Drunk or Kid is one of my favorite segments, you are the funniest drunk people on the planet! This was my favorite episode yet, hands down! And about the Fortnightly schedule, absence makes the heart grow fonder,so basically I’m all for it! Just don’t end the show anytime soon, and by ‘anytime soon’ I mean within the next five years
August 22nd, 2010 on 7:20 PM
Hey guys, just wanted to say thanks for an awesome episode. I was sort of upset about it only being fortnightly, but this is the best episode I’ve heard in a while and I’d choose quality over quantity every day. Thanks so much!
August 23rd, 2010 on 5:57 PM
Just going to go out and say it…BEST episode since the very first one!!! SO frickin’ funny! And yet it had plenty of news and serious stuff too. And when Elysa is there Drunk or Kid is definitely my favorite game! Make more episodes just like this one and only getting them fortnightly will be plenty.
August 23rd, 2010 on 9:04 PM
I agree completely with Logan K.
I loved hearing your drunk or kid stories because it’s funny hearing stories about you guys. You should talk more about yourselves! Thanks for continuing to make the episodes. I came here from Mugglecast but now I think this show is better than all the other podcasts I listen to combined!!! Please don’t stop making them! I won’t be able to survive the rest of high school without you guys.
August 24th, 2010 on 6:08 PM
Whoa ! Awesome episode.
Felt like an uber weirdo. Was listening to this episode during class. Drunk or Kid was funnnnnnnnnnnny. Laughed out loud in class with Matt’s vibrator story.
Fortnight is awesome !
August 24th, 2010 on 8:33 PM
Because of your podcast… I now know that Harry Potter conventions are just a breeding ground for teenage alcoholism.

Just kidding, I love you guys. I take quality over quantity any day. I can tell these fortnightly ones are gonna be awesome. It’ll give you extra time to think and perfect your jokes
August 25th, 2010 on 12:28 AM
Ugh, smartmouths withdrawals. Fortnightly is hard…Back to episode 1 I go.
August 25th, 2010 on 9:00 PM
I can’t believe that you were considering stopping the show! We love you guys. I’ll take episodes whenever you can get them out. It’s my favorite way to get the news.